The Ashes 2009

[Nemo]

Actually can you clarify - does pommie mean English exclusively or all Britons?

Because when England played Wales recently in rugby, I think england won and you said "I can't believe Wales lost to the pommies"

So are the Welsh not pommies?

Had Wales had the kiss of death of a Gabi bet?

 

[gabi]

gabi you beauty!!!!!

Jesus, you're looking at losing within 3 days you fucking idiot

 

[mattie]

Jesus, you're looking at losing within 3 days you fucking idiot

Quick, quick, how good is Clarke?

 

[Nemo]

Jesus, you're looking at losing within 3 days you fucking idiot

Yeah, but as England fans we've learnt to take consolation where we can.

 

[gabi]

It makes little sense on any level

A pom is an englishman. I don't see any Welsh out there today.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Don't forget, we got 7 wickets in a morning session before in this series, and whats the next session? Oh yeah, a morning one.

 

[gabi]

Quick, quick, how good is Clarke?

50.08

 

[Nemo]

A pom is an englishman. I don't see any Welsh out there today.

What about when there are Welsh players for England? Are they honorary Poms?

 

[Corax]

Half our team are Africans anyway aren't they?

 

[gabi]

What about when there are Welsh players for England? Are they honorary Poms?

Ask them I'd duck just after you do.

 

[mattie]

50.08

Let's see if the gabi magic works

Here we go.........

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Half our team are Africans anyway aren't they?

no lol

 

[Nemo]

Let's see if the gabi magic works

Here we go.........

Almost.

 

[gabi]

Half our team are Africans anyway aren't they?

Well, your captain is. Your best player is. And your no.3 in waiting is. But other than that, no.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Well, your captain is. Your best player is. And your no.3 in waiting is. But other than that, no.

flintoff is african?

 

[Balbi]

Im hesitant, but we're starting to look coherent in bowling.

Now can we just bowl them leavers for another day, interspersed with wickets - so we can get into bat on Day 3, run up a score and then bowl the bastards out? Please!

 

[Nemo]

Half our team are Africans anyway aren't they?

Nope. KP's the only one who grew up there. Strauss and Prior were born there but grew up in England.

 

[mattie]

Almost.

Oooh!

I think gabi's getting tired.

 

[gabi]

flintoff is african?

Heh You think freddie's your best player? Check the stats fool.

 

[Nemo]

Commentators going on about all the e-mails they've received imploring the players to pitch it up.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

wicket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[gabi]

Nope. KP's the only one who grew up there. Strauss and Prior were born there but grew up in England.

I was talking about Trott, didn't know Prior was another saffa.

 

[Nemo]

And Hussey lbw b Broad.

 

[mattie]

Oh gabi, you star!

 

[butchersapron]

Flippin' 'eck!

 

[Balbi]

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

gabi's a jonah!

 

[TrippyLondoner]

well done gabi

 

[Diamond]

That'll do nicely.

 

[Nemo]

They finally learn to pitch it up and they take wickets. Perhaps the lesson will sink in now.

 

[mattie]

Off home now, safe in the knowledge gabi will jinx the crims.