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The Ashes 2009

Broad is the most pointless player ever. In the last test, when they were DESPERATE for wickets on the last day and had totally exhausted their bowling options, they STILL didn't give the ball to Broad, throwing it to Bopara instead. WHAT IS THE POINT IN HIM BEING THERE? Srs. If you aren't going to always be happy to give a bowler the chance to bowl, don't have him in the fecking team.
 
To be honest, paradoxically it's probably why I like him. I like beautiful cricket and I like players who can consistently score 40+ runs. I liked Trescothwick for similar reasons. If the top 8 batsman all scored 45 runs in every test then you'd have 360 + whatever the tailenders could manage in every innings, which would always be competitive. You don't HAVE to have century-makers.

Of course, that's not how cricket works. But it appeals to me when a player seems capable of it.
The difference is that Trescothick was also capable of scoring ugly runs when needed, which is a vital skill. I don't think Bell can do this.
 
Broad is the most pointless player ever. In the last test, when they were DESPERATE for wickets on the last day and had totally exhausted their bowling options, they STILL didn't give the ball to Broad, throwing it to Bopara instead. WHAT IS THE POINT IN HIM BEING THERE? Srs. If you aren't going to always be happy to give a bowler the chance to bowl, don't have him in the fecking team.
At least now they can pretend he's there primarily for his batting.

Someone said it earlier in the thread – he's the new Chris Lewis.
 
England's bowling seems wafer thin right now, but in this test I'd probably have gone with:

Strauss
Cook
Bell
Collingwood
Trott
Prior
Swann
Anderson
Onions
Sidebottom
Harmison

I know feck-all about the up and coming players in county cricket though. And I'm worried that my line-up is too lightweight in batting.
 
Hmm. Maybe replace Sidebottom with a batsman. But I don't know who. Not Bopara, I think he has demonstrated that he currently has no idea how to play at this level.
 
England's bowling seems wafer thin right now, but in this test I'd probably have gone with:

Strauss
Cook
Bell
Collingwood
Trott
Prior
Swann
Anderson
Onions
Sidebottom
Harmison

I know feck-all about the up and coming players in county cricket though. And I'm worried that my line-up is too lightweight in batting.
It's a big problem really; England don't have the batting to support a five-man attack but don't have the bowling for a four-man attack.
 
That tail is scary. Four number 11s!

Edit:

Also, if you're going to play Trott, you shove him in at three. Picking three openers isn't actually a bad plan.
 
That tail is scary. Four number 11s!

Edit:

Also, if you're going to play Trott, you shove him in at three. Picking three openers isn't actually a bad plan.
Sorry, that's what I meant to do. I just remembered him after already writing the other four and forgot to reorder the list.

Personally, I'd always play three openers. It's all too common to lose an early wicket and you need the stability in the team to cope with this.
 
When I look at our options, it seems incredible that we are capable of competing at any decent level at all. One or two injuries and I literally don't know to whom we turn.
 
Personally, I'd always play three openers. It's all too common to lose an early wicket and you need the stability in the team to cope with this.
That's the point of a specialist No.3 thought isn't it? Someone who can come in after 1 ball if needed and hold an end up, or come in after lunch or tea and get the score moving. Of course if you don't have a decent No. 3 then another opener is the best alternative.
 
That's the point of a specialist No.3 thought isn't it? Someone who can come in after 1 ball if needed and hold an end up, or come in after lunch or tea and get the score moving. Of course if you don't have a decent No. 3 then another opener is the best alternative.

Surely if he fails in the second innings he's finished. Lotta pressure.
 
That's the point of a specialist No.3 thought isn't it? Someone who can come in after 1 ball if needed and hold an end up, or come in after lunch or tea and get the score moving. Of course if you don't have a decent No. 3 then another opener is the best alternative.
The last sentence is the key. We don't have a decent no. 3. In fact, very few teams have. They are worth their weight in Pontings.
 
That's the point of a specialist No.3 thought isn't it? Someone who can come in after 1 ball if needed and hold an end up, or come in after lunch or tea and get the score moving. Of course if you don't have a decent No. 3 then another opener is the best alternative.
The no.3 is either simply a star – Ponting, Lara – or often a converted opener – Vaughan for instance. There is an argument for saying that your very best player should come in at three.

TBH, I think Rahul Dravid is the ideal no.3. I have never seen Dravid get out to a loose shot.
 
The no.3 is either simply a star – Ponting, Lara – or often a converted opener – Vaughan for instance. There is an argument for saying that your very best player should come in at three.

TBH, I think Rahul Dravid is the ideal no.3. I have never seen Dravid get out to a loose shot.

Dravids one of my favourite players to watch, such a great talent.
 
He certainly should be. Although tbh, it's partly the team's fault for putting him at 3 in the first place.
That's exactly what I said before a single ball had been bowled. It's the toughest position in the team and you don't hand it to a rookie that has barely been blooded. Even I know that and I'm bloody clueless.
 
With KP out of the side it's probably Strauss. With a shout to Colly for his grit and mental toughness. Neither of those should be at 3 though.
Exactly -- neither of them fit at no. 3. And I don't think that Pieterson does either, because he is too flaky to fulfil the role that a no. 3 sometimes needs to do of just carrying an innings.

I'm genuinely baffled.
 
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