The 2024 UK General Election - news, speculation and updates

[spitfire]

He is such a bellend.

Even the Telegraph is having a go now

This D-Day cock-up is final proof that Rishi Sunak is an embarrassment to Britain

There is no one else to blame: it is his own judgment that has let the country down. Is this his idea of national service?

www.telegraph.co.uk

His last chance to look like a proper global leader and keep the flag shaggers who worship the military from voting Reform, and he fucked it.

https://archive.ph/ZvpKu

 

[philosophical]

 

[kebabking]

Telegram putting another knife in....



Genuinely, I would fall off my chair if, in the end, the Telegraph doesn't come out for Reform.

 

[Rob Ray]

They might flirt but I don't think they'll go all in unless Reform genuinely looks to be taking second place, which I don't see happening. Atm they're just slagging Rishi and his faction, which at this stage is post-electoral positioning more than anything else.

 

[skyscraper101]

They'll be gunning for Badenoch soon.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

the people's iron fist will never be defeated

 

[cupid_stunt]

Telegram putting another knife in....

Genuinely, I would fall off my chair if, in the end, the Telegraph doesn't come out for Reform.

What with their sister magazine, The Spectator, also putting the knife in, he's in serious trouble.

I doubt they will come out for Reform, but TBH I wouldn't be surprised if they did, this whole election is so bonkers. However, sticking the knife in like this, will probably tip more of their readers into switching to Reform anyway.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Well with Sunak's D-Day disaster farage must think its xmas come early. The Refukers and general gammons very much see Sunak as an agent of globalists/the global woke communist plot , not a "proper" conservative, an international banker rather a true patriot - and of course his ethnicity comes into play with this as well (citizen of nowhere and all dat) . Choosing to fuck off early from the D-Day commemoration to do some electioneering PR pretty much cements this image of him. The number of REfukers who arent keen on the tories and/or sunak but may have returend to the vermin cos of fear of starmer will now be much reduced. Farage will be punching that bruise relentlessly between now and polling day.
Its also displays his astonishing inablity to read the room, to understand other peoples feelings - witness his partidge-esque response last week to being pulled up on party gate whilst people couldnt vist dying loved ones ("ah yes! covid! that was when i helped everyone with furlough! ") Bascially a sociopath (another one) .

 

[Winot]

Sunak just fell over on the beaches.

 

[Kaka Tim]

I wonder how are the Daily mail/express going to spin this? - WW2 and our heoric role in it is pretty much their religion. All out for nigel?

 

[Rob Ray]

We shall go on to the end, we shall outrage flagshaggers in France, we shall pratfall about migration on the seas and oceans, we shall waffle with falling confidence and and growing amounts of hot air, we shall privatise our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fall over on the beaches, we shall be barely comprehensible on the chat shows, we shall be mocked in the fields and in the streets, we shall get lost in the hills; we shall basically surrender because let's be honest, it's all a bit of a done deal now and ffs it even rained on my expensive suit while I was announcing the rotten thing ...

 

[Puddy_Tat]

has any party ever had a leadership contest / change during a general election campaign?

 

[belboid]

I wonder how are the Daily mail/express going to spin this? - WW2 and our heoric role in it is pretty much their religion. All out for nigel?

very quietly. The Mail (online at least) barely mentions the election on the front page. Its less important than the Duke of Westminsters wedding, Michael Mosley disappearing and various women in underwear.

 

[Voley]

https://archive.ph/ZvpKu

Ouch. From the Telegraph, too.

 

[Ted Striker]

Easily my favourite day of the election thus far

 

[moochedit]

has any party ever had a leadership contest / change during a general election campaign?

I doubt it but always a first time

Although technically there are no MP's at the moment.

 

[klang]

Can somenoe please photoshop Sunak from behind onto one of those soldiers?

 

[belboid]

has any party ever had a leadership contest / change during a general election campaign?

well, Reform did. Not that they are really a party.

 

[Karl Masks]

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Can somenoe please photoshop Sunak from behind onto one of those soldiers?

I'd settle for not having to see tweets from an unhinged fascist

 

[Karl Masks]

Easily my favourite day of the election thus far

He remembranced himself all the way out of number 10

 

[moochedit]

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Surely those troops are heading towards france though? Plus not sure if you noticed but it's a tommy robinson tweet.

 

[Rob Ray]

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Ah yes, the famous fully-loaded swim across the Channel to liberate France. Not the most tactically-sound effort but by God the Nazis never saw it coming.

 

[kebabking]

Surely those troops are heading towards france though? Plus not sure if you noticed but it's a tommy robinson tweet.

That's the joke - that Yaxley-Lennon is showing his true colours, that the people he respects most are those brave SS soldiers who charged down from the Atlantic Wall to beat off the Armies of Woke who threatened that Homeland of the Righteous.

 

[SpookyFrank]

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Why are they running into the sea?

 

[spitfire]

Why are they running into the sea?

They have an interview with ITV.

 

[moochedit]

That's the joke - that Yaxley-Lennon is showing his true colours, that the people he respects most are those brave SS soldiers who charged down from the Atlantic Wall to beat off the Armies of Woke who threatened that Homeland of the Righteous.

Ok. I assumed it was allied troops leaving the uk in the picture not germans on the french side.

 

[moochedit]

Actually it's probably an AI picture hence not making a lot of sense.

 

[Ted Striker]

Ah yes, the famous fully-loaded swim across the Channel to liberate France. Not the most tactically-sound effort but by God the Nazis never saw it coming.

 

[Petcha]

Actually it's probably an AI picture hence not making a lot of sense.

Lol, here's what AI came up with, with the prompt...

 

[Dog_Voodoo]

It’s so bloody obvious Sunk wants out.
He’s just missed the best opportunity of his campaign to bolster the pensioner vote. Astounding.
A spoilt brat with no allegiance to anyone but himself.
It’s the beginning of the end..
Or was that last week.