Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
You don't watch Clarkson's Farm (you're losing out by the way) but when Clarkson kept his hens indoors because of bird flu, he was told they needed sound to feel safe so he was playing them recordings of Maggie Thatcher's speeches
I’m losing out but also I’m not watching Jeremy Clarkson, the massive cunt.
It’s a pity as its right up my alley, housing, planning system and a bit of country living for flavour but it’s fronted by a man who needs to not be earning a living so I’m comfortable with my choice to not watch him.