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Rough in the saddleNot my first rodeo.
I find those programmes unwatchable, almost entirely because of the party creatures putting their spin on it. Pointless really as the votes are all in anyway. Only bits I'm interested in are the results and the psychologists * take on things. And even the Portillo moments will be tempered this time round, knowing well be getting more neoliberal scum running the shop.I'll start with BBC One for the 10pm exit poll. Clive Myrie is palatable, Laura Kuenssberg less so, but I do like Chris Mason so I'll stick around for him for a bit.
Sky News looks like it'll have a slick operation so I'll definitely have this on the side. They've booked out the Sky Sports Monday Night Football studio and have some sort of floor based UK constituency map they're calling the dancefloor. So I expect they'll be worth tuning in for.
ITV doesn't look massively appealing, but I'll take a look. I don't mind Tom Bradby, but do I really want to see George Osborne and Ed Balls cosying up for their take on things? Not particularly. I think ITV will get the least of my time. Channel 4 have Krishnan Guru-Murthy and Emily Maitlis along with Alastair Campbell and Rory Stewart - I feel like I'm a bit over them in particular as they seem to be everywhere. They do have Hannah Fry though doing the data and results, who I love, so I may tune in just for her.
I may occasionally look at CNN if they've got anyone interesting, and probably have 5 Live on the go too. And urban. Obvs.
Aww, c'mon, there's sliced bread as well.Village over the hill from here has had petrol in the tap water for years as a result of a leaky petrol station + Thames Water. For the past month it has got so bad that there's been a 'do not drink' notice on it, you can't wash in it either, can't do anything, basically a month with no water. As of yesterday that order was lifted, our MP thinks that might give his chances a boost, ffs...
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"Enjoy the tap water" - That's it, that's what Hunt's got to offer, tap water that you can drink and use for washing.
What constituency is Joe Biden standing in?General Election 2024
Week One: The Farce of Rishi Sunak
Week Two: Labour vs Labour
Week Three: The Rise (... again) of Nigel Farage
Week Four: D-Day Crash Landings
Week Five: Supermajorities, tax and spend black holes, Contracts with Nigel Farage, We're All Seat Projection Websites Now, and Ed Davey Having A Lovely Time.
Week Six: Inflation Falls ("The Plan is Working!"); I for one welcome our opinion poll overlords; JK Rowling supports the Communist Party; Nigel Farage speaks for Russia (today); Labour doesn't talk about council tax; Reform takes on the Daily Mail; Tories don't know how to play (bet)fair; Greens learn how leaflets backfire; Someone please stop the Telegraph from hatewanking itself into oblivion.
Week Seven: Joe Biden shits himself on live television. Labour chases own candidate out of Clacton. Nigel Farage boycotts the BBC. OFCOM wafts Nigel Farage away. JK Rowling thinks TERF is the new punk. David Tennant is the true Equalities Minister. France's general election is a warning from history. Felicity Mercer vs a roundabout. Ed Davey bungee jumps. Boris! Is! Back! Are MRPs OTT? Jeremy Corbyn prepares for decision day.
... and having said all that, I'll still be there watching at 3 am...I find those programmes unwatchable, almost entirely because of the party creatures putting their spin on it. Pointless really as the votes are all in anyway. Only bits I'm interested in are the results and the psychologists take on things. And even the Portillo moments will be tempered this time round, knowing well be getting more neoliberal scum running the shop.
I'd listen to radio coverage but I want to see faces as results are announcedI find those programmes unwatchable, almost entirely because of the party creatures putting their spin on it. Pointless really as the votes are all in anyway. Only bits I'm interested in are the results and the psychologists take on things. And even the Portillo moments will be tempered this time round, knowing well be getting more neoliberal scum running the shop.
I find those programmes unwatchable, almost entirely because of the party creatures putting their spin on it. Pointless really as the votes are all in anyway. Only bits I'm interested in are the results and the psychologists take on things. And even the Portillo moments will be tempered this time round, knowing well be getting more neoliberal scum running the shop.
Yep thats why it is best to skip the bit between the exit poll and about 2am when actual results start arriving.I find those programmes unwatchable, almost entirely because of the party creatures putting their spin on it. Pointless really as the votes are all in anyway. Only bits I'm interested in are the results and the psychologists take on things. And even the Portillo moments will be tempered this time round, knowing well be getting more neoliberal scum running the shop.
If the results are "interesting" then i think that'll keep me awake anywayI've been in training, I've had 10 hours sleep a night for the last four days, so after checking out the exit poll, I should be fine to get up at 2am and cope with being glued mainly to Sky, occasionally dipping in on the BBC, and on here, of course.
I thought the importance was enough for inclusion.What constituency is Joe Biden standing in?
I will have my alarm set for threeish but will have to try hard not to sneak a peak when I have my 1-2am wee.
I've been in training, I've had 10 hours sleep a night for the last four days, so after checking out the exit poll, I should be fine to get up at 2am and cope with being glued mainly to Sky, occasionally dipping in on the BBC, and on here, of course.
Been wondering what they do with all the ballot boxes between elections, as there must be many thousands of them in the UK. Maybe they live in a warehouse somewhere and are dispatched around the country at election time, or used at village fetes for tombolas and stuff.
Maybe he'll go "off message" after 10pm! looking forward to the meltdownsJust catching up on last night's Peston show, and James Cleverly is trying to convince people that the Tories can still win!
Last man standing?
In my last house there was one of the old black-painted metal ones in the small front yard, which was there when I moved in. I used it as a stand for a potted plant, never even bothered looking inside in the 18 years I owned the place, it was quite heavy so something was in there, probably all the uncounted Tory votes from Leeds West.Been wondering what they do with all the ballot boxes between elections, as there must be many thousands of them in the UK. Maybe they live in a warehouse somewhere and are dispatched around the country at election time, or used at village fetes for tombolas and stuff.
Aww, c'mon, there's sliced bread as well.
In my last house there was one of the old black-painted metal ones in the small front yard, which was there when I moved in. I used it as a stand for a potted plant, never even bothered looking inside in the 18 years I owned the place, it was quite heavy so something was in there, probably all the uncounted Tory votes from Leeds West.