I imagine you'll only have to book at weekends in most boozers - you can always get a seat weeknights in most pubs can't you?Escorted bog visits sounds a bit dodge, the rest sounds OK. But if everyone must be seated there will obviously be a limit on numbers, so you plan to go to a pub and you can't get in anywhere in town, do you just go home again, having paid for a babysitter and so on? More, probably around 70% of my pub visits are spontaneous, just fancy a pint and go for one, that sounds like it could be a problem now...