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[cupid_stunt]

It's the perfect stuffing for his Christmas roasted seagull.

See, he's up for it...

Nowt wrong with eating insects - crunchy and full of protein. Stuffing would be improved with some crunchy* moth goodness.

* with a melt in the mouth chewy centre

 

[dessiato]

Nowt wrong with eating insects - crunchy and full of protein. Stuffing would be improved with some crunchy* moth goodness.

* with a melt in the mouth chewy centre

I've eaten maggots fried with chilli and garlic, and crickets just deep fried, they're very tasty. Worms I wasn't so keen on, but they're OK.

 

[petee]

Nowt wrong with eating insects - crunchy and full of protein.

christmas sorted for you then.

Ant Wafers with Real Black Ants - HOTLIX

Real ants in chocolate flavored round wafers. Net wt. 20g. WARM WEATHER POLICY Unfortunately, we cannot guarantee that chocolate flavored items will not melt. We recommend selecting an expedited shipping method, and not ground for orders containing chocolate flavored items. HOTLIX provides...

hotlix.com

 

[farmerbarleymow]

christmas sorted for you then.

Ant Wafers with Real Black Ants - HOTLIX

Real ants in chocolate flavored round wafers. Net wt. 20g. WARM WEATHER POLICY Unfortunately, we cannot guarantee that chocolate flavored items will not melt. We recommend selecting an expedited shipping method, and not ground for orders containing chocolate flavored items. HOTLIX provides...

hotlix.com

I've eaten insects before - can't remember which but it might have been crickets. We'll all be subsisting on insects once agriculture fails due to global warming so we might as well get used to it.

 

[T & P]

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[PTK]

Two million humans are killed by goats each year?

Why are those in government ignoring this?
Are they in the pocket of Big Goat?

Are we being ruled by a Nanny Goat State?

Since when did goats have pockets in which they could put politicians

 

[cupid_stunt]

Two million humans are killed by goats each year?

Well, it must be true, because I read it in The Argus.

 

[PTK]

Well, it must be true, because I read it in The Argus.

Very good!

 

[cupid_stunt]

Very good!

He's very clever, these are two of my favs from Brighton - The Musical.



And, NSFW!

 

[PTK]

He's very clever, these are two of my favs from Brighton - The Musical.



And, NSFW!

Very good! Thanks! I will come back to this.

 

[quiet guy]

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They need to catch up with the 21st century first.

 

[seeformiles]

Got to be a contender for “Peak Headline”

 

[T & P]

‘I’m still alive’ declares Angus man after discovering his own grave in cemetery​

'I'm still alive' declares Angus man after discovering his own grave in cemetery

A Tayside man has told of the moment he discovered his own grave in a cemetery. Alan Hattel, from Forfar, declared: “I’m still alive”, as he stood beside

www.thecourier.co.uk

 

[moochedit]

I've eaten insects before - can't remember

Wasps?

 

[Orang Utan]

Wasps?

Well he does think they are lovely

 

[PTK]

‘I’m still alive’ declares Angus man after discovering his own grave in cemetery​

'I'm still alive' declares Angus man after discovering his own grave in cemetery

A Tayside man has told of the moment he discovered his own grave in a cemetery. Alan Hattel, from Forfar, declared: “I’m still alive”, as he stood beside

www.thecourier.co.uk

He says that his phone has not rung for three or four months because people thought he was dead. Why did he not ring them? I wonder.

 

[T & P]

He says that his phone has not rung for three or four months because people thought he was dead. Why did he not ring them? I wonder.

It does sound sketchy to me as well tbh. Do people in that town visit the cemetery on a daily basis checking tombstones? He seems to imply right after the tombstone went up, everyone he knew had been made aware of it and concluded he’d died without questioning why they hadn’t heard about it beforehand, or even sent any condolences to his adult children.

 

[Orang Utan]

He says that his phone has not rung for three or four months because people thought he was dead. Why did he not ring them? I wonder.

Why would he?

 

[two sheds]

Perhaps he thought he was dead, too.

 

[Orang Utan]

Perhaps he thought he was dead, too.

Or just very antisocial

 

[PTK]

Why would he?

Would you not phone someone if you had been wondering why they had not phoned you for months?

 

[Orang Utan]

Would you not phone someone if you had been wondering why they had not phoned you for months?

No.

 

[PTK]

No.

So, you would just wonder? You would not try to find an answer to the question?

 

[two sheds]

They wouldn't have answered anyway because he was dead.

 

[PTK]

They wouldn't have answered anyway because he was dead.

Few people can ignore a ringing telephone.

 

[petee]

Few people can ignore a ringing telephone.

especially a call from a dead person.

 

[Orang Utan]

So, you would just wonder? You would not try to find an answer to the question?

Probably not. Out of sight, out of mind. I’d just trundle along regardless, just getting on with pleasing myself and no one else.

 

[Orang Utan]

Few people can ignore a ringing telephone.

Not sure about. Citation needed.
IME a ringing phone is very easy to ignore as phone calls always come when people are already doing something else to occupy them. Why answer?