savoloysam
Pigman's pigman's ha ha charade you are..
Expert on simple ways to stop cats and foxes pooing in your garden
People like their gardens to be clean and certainly not invaded by animals wanting to do their business
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bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
I am the sad person who clicked on that because I vainly hoped it might have an answer.Expert on simple ways to stop cats and foxes pooing in your garden
People like their gardens to be clean and certainly not invaded by animals wanting to do their businesswww.walesonline.co.uk
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
It'd be great to be able to see wildlife in the garden - don't know what you're complaining about.I am the sad person who clicked on that because I vainly hoped it might have an answer.
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
Cats aren't wildlife.
Foxes OK but cats in the thyme can gtf.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Get yourself a dog to deter the cats.
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
I love dogs, but that won't work for us.
I'm content just to complain about the state of things.
petee
no gods, no malarkey
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
One of my mate’s neighbours replaced her lawn with artificial turf and started complaining when his cat shat on it. Wtf did she expect? It’s the stupidity and arrogance to think that nature will respect her decision to poison the environment with even more bloody plastic? See also birds, foxes, leaves, etc.
(Plus, it looks really shit
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cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
I popped around my new place earlier, and watched a young fox trot around the garden.
Then it squatted down and had a big shit right in the middle of the lawn.
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Yeah i've heard the problem with plastic lawns is that if a cat pisses on them the smell never goes awayOne of my mate’s neighbours replaced her lawn with artificial turf and started complaining when his cat shat on it. Wtf did she expect? It’s the stupidity and arrogance to think that nature will respect her decision to poison the environment with even more bloody plastic? See also birds, foxes, leaves, etc.
(Plus, it looks really shit
Sprinkle loads of catnip on it. I realise this isn't a neighbourly thing to do. But neither is global warming.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
tony.c
Well-Known Member
Neighbours' cats used our garden as a toilet until a fox took up residence under an adjoining shed and uses our garden to laze around in. Now the cats avoid the garden.
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
I had a neighbours cat that kept shitting in my garden (real grass) a few years back. I bought a gadget that made an ultrasonic beep when it detected movement. It did the trick. Actually i think the battreys ran out years ago but it must use someone else's garden now.
hash tag
Books, not bombs
In other news
Kensington and Chelsea Council sets bailiffs on man over property it owns
Kensington and Chelsea Council pursued unpaid council tax on a property it had bought from the man.
www.bbc.co.uk
petee
no gods, no malarkey
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Orang Utan
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Ray Fisher, 70, was left red-faced after his boat became wedged under a city centre bridge
hash tag
Books, not bombs
Milford Haven: Garden ornament turns out to be live bomb
Sian and Jeffrey Edwards had always assumed the 64lb projectile in their garden was a "dummy".
www.bbc.co.uk
MrSki
Who am I to say you're wrong
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
nobody's quite sure if the similar story about a 'decorative' feature at RAF Scampton (a few miles north of Lincoln) is true or not
thelincolnite.co.uk
Myth busters: The RAF Scampton gate guardian which 'turned out to be a live bomb'
It is rumoured that it could have flattened uphill Lincoln, including the cathedral
thelincolnite.co.uk
dessiato
🇪🇸 my spirit is crying for leaving
I remember the aircraft and the bomb being there. One of my relatives was stationed there briefly. I wonder if/what he knew about this storynobody's quite sure if the similar story about a 'decorative' feature at RAF Scampton (a few miles north of Lincoln) is true or not
Myth busters: The RAF Scampton gate guardian which 'turned out to be a live bomb'
It is rumoured that it could have flattened uphill Lincoln, including the cathedral
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
That’s what it looks like
PTK
Paul Kegan
Perhaps it is named after someone called Barons.
petee
no gods, no malarkey
meanwhile, in 1921 ...
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
I’m intrigued by the headline but can’t read the article due to a paywall. Can you provide a précis?meanwhile, in 1921 ...
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Same as. I gather from the few lines i could read that a jury drank the "evidence" in a 1920's prohibition caseI’m intrigued by the headline but can’t read the article due to a paywall. Can you provide a précis?
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