Local Newspaper Headlines!

[Artaxerxes]

This is funny as, though perhaps not so much for the locals

'I bought a second home in stunning seaside village - but the locals hate me'

Londoner Rebecca Tidy bought a second home in St Mawes, Cornwall, during lockdown but claims locals have told her she is to blame for pushing house prices up

www.mirror.co.uk

What a waste of oxygen...

Bait (2019) ⭐ 7.1 | Drama

1h 29m | 15

m.imdb.com

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

The story is pretty mundane, but the mug shot is precious.

https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/norfolkneradio.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/6/76/676eb22c-3607-11ee-8d84-effed5d95934/64d26b41489ad.image.jpg?resize=750%2C525

LINCOLN, Neb. (KLKN) – A Norfolk man will spend up to three years behind bars for theft and possession of meth.

The Stanton County Sheriff’s Office said 37-year-old Zachary Price was sentenced Monday by District Judge James Kube.

At the end of the court hearing, Price gave the middle finger to the court, according to the sheriff’s office.

“I’ll pretend I didn’t see that,” Kube said.

The sheriff’s office arrested Price on two separate occasions in 2022. He was initially sentenced to probation in both cases.

But Price violated the rules, and his probation was terminated.

During that court hearing, Price was given 60 days in jail for yelling “expletive-laced profanity” at the judge, the sheriff’s office said.

 

[mx wcfc]

The story is pretty mundane, but the mug shot is precious.

https://www.norfolkneradio.com/news/man-flips-off-judge-during-sentencing/article_2e6c64e2-7761-11ee-b2a9-372a3a6bdd44.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=user-share&fbclid=IwAR2G0bvHRiqNw3W7AoiezLV5YtkhnmolVSiySJKGHvfCXbiisC1UZXCQiAk

"Unavailable due to legal reasons"

Presumably because its a US site?

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

"Unavailable due to legal reasons"

Presumably because its a US site?

Try the above. I think I got it added in. I think my security settings are keeping me from just pasting it.

 

[Artaxerxes]

 

[cupid_stunt]

Notorious pothole which formed five years ago to be inspected

A notorious pothole complained about by a number of drivers has been "inspected" by engineers.

www.theargus.co.uk

So, someone from the council is planning to look at a pothole next Wednesday, wow, two minutes of my life wasted reading that 'report'.

 

[quiet guy]

Speedy investigative response by the local council.

 

[Artaxerxes]

'We hunt ghosts in our spare time - but they've followed us home and haunt us'

The hauntings have escalated after Teresa experienced a 'possession' at a graveyard in Walsall

www.birminghammail.co.uk

 

[PTK]

Notorious pothole which formed five years ago to be inspected

A notorious pothole complained about by a number of drivers has been "inspected" by engineers.

www.theargus.co.uk

So, someone from the council is planning to look at a pothole next Wednesday, wow, two minutes of my life wasted reading that 'report'.

There is a hole in the ground and the county council is looking into it.

 

[Artaxerxes]

There is a hole in the ground and the county council is looking into it.

I can see how that makes news tbf

 

[hash tag]

I can see how that makes news tbf

TBF, Not much happens round there.

 

[cupid_stunt]

TBF, Not much happens round there.

Oh, I don't know, we had three armed robberies on shops recently, regular stabbings & other attacks, plus every time Katie fucking Price pops into town there's endless reports coming up in my local news tab, for those interested she's recently been trying on wedding dresses in Worthing.

 

[hash tag]

Oh, I don't know, we had three armed robberies on shops recently, regular stabbings & other attacks, plus every time Katie fucking Price pops into town there's endless reports coming up in my local news tab, for those interested she's recently been trying on wedding dresses in Worthing.

The rumours of Katie Price being bankrupt are greatly exaggerated - or is she marrying again to steady the bank balance.
How many now? 6?

 

[cupid_stunt]

The rumours of Katie Price being bankrupt are greatly exaggerated - or is she marrying again to steady the bank balance.
How many now? 6?

No idea nor do I care, just so there's no misunderstanding - I never click on the links when they come up.

 

[Maggot]

No idea nor do I care, just so there's no misunderstanding - I never click on the links when they come up.

How do you know about the wedding dresses then?

 

[cupid_stunt]

How do you know about the wedding dresses then?

Because the links pollute my google news search for local news, the 'story' was carried by all local news sites, and several national ones too.

 

[hitmouse]

I think "Katie Price trying on wedding dresses in Worthing" just about passes the "I could believe this is a HMHB song title" test.

 

[cupid_stunt]

TBF, Not much happens round there.

Oh, I don't know, we had three armed robberies on shops recently, regular stabbings & other attacks, plus every time Katie fucking Price pops into town there's endless reports coming up in my local news tab, for those interested she's recently been trying on wedding dresses in Worthing.

OTOH...

Worthing and Adur toilets still closed due to staffing shortages...
A ‘staffing issue’ at Adur and Worthing Councils is yet to be resolved, with a number of public toilets still closed.

 

[petee]

Miss Manners: I’m all for Halloween, but not when costumed caregivers arrive for my colonoscopy

Is it proper for medical professionals to come to work dressed as Spiderman?

www.oregonlive.com

Miss Manners: I’m all for Halloween, but not when costumed caregivers arrive for my colonoscopy​

 

[JimW]

Miss Manners: I’m all for Halloween, but not when costumed caregivers arrive for my colonoscopy

Is it proper for medical professionals to come to work dressed as Spiderman?

www.oregonlive.com

Miss Manners: I’m all for Halloween, but not when costumed caregivers arrive for my colonoscopy​

Perhaps they were dressed not as Spiderman but Incey-Wincey, ready to go up the spout.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Miss Manners: I’m all for Halloween, but not when costumed caregivers arrive for my colonoscopy

Is it proper for medical professionals to come to work dressed as Spiderman?

www.oregonlive.com

Miss Manners: I’m all for Halloween, but not when costumed caregivers arrive for my colonoscopy​

What a miseryguts - you may as well have fun when someone is sticking things up your bum.

 

[pseudonarcissus]

Perhaps they were dressed not as Spiderman but Incey-Wincey, ready to go up the spout.

it's a bit alarming if the staff were wriggling and jiggling and tickling inside her.

 

[pseudonarcissus]

here's one from the Gazette to warm he cockles...

Udderly adorable - cow shows love with a distinctive heart shaped mark

A READER took a photo of a cow with a distinctive heart-shaped mark from the drive of Conishead Priory, Ulverston.

www.thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk

 

[MrSki]

Have we had the Lassie one yet where the dog finds the cat down a well?

 

[two sheds]

Have we had the Lassie one yet where the dog pushes the cat down a well?

cfu

 

[Yossarian]

 

[Storm Fox]

Man 'didn't fight in the war' for there to be 'no ice cream van' at Stonehenge

A TripAdvisor user has complained about the lack of ice creams vans at Stonehenge and called his visit 'somewhat underwhelming.

www.salisburyjournal.co.uk

God only know how many poppies he has on his house.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Man 'didn't fight in the war' for there to be 'no ice cream van' at Stonehenge

A TripAdvisor user has complained about the lack of ice creams vans at Stonehenge and called his visit 'somewhat underwhelming.

www.salisburyjournal.co.uk

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God only know how many poppies he has on his house.

Reminds me of my mum expressing disappointment after visiting the site of the Battle of Hastings, because it was only fields.

I asked what she had expected, that the battle was still going on?

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]