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Keep off that grass: Herd of sheep eats 100kg of cannabis in Greece after Storm Daniel floods
Heatwaves, wildfires and extreme flooding hit Greece during the summer, destroying many areas of farmland and leaving surviving livestock struggling to find anything to eat.
news.sky.com
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
JimW
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Read that earlier, shocking. Even sent the bailiffs out when they gave the details. Made me speculate about notions of mortality in middle aged blokes removing any remaining inhibitions/bottom line, similar with that festival shooter in the US.Yesterday a search for something about an actor in Mad Max: Fury Road led me to this...
Immediate thought was ‘this never happened with Mick Dundee’. But turns out it's real, and has now hit the news elsewhere too
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DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Grim as fuck even if it's not that
petee
no gods, no malarkey
‘You stab ‘em, I’ll slab ‘em’: Attorney’s billboard pushes for new coroner’s office
But as Channel 9’s Dave Faherty learned, the county isn’t even looking for a coroner.
hash tag
Books, not bombs
I'm sorry if cupid_stunt has already posted the penis potholes somewhere else...
www.theargus.co.uk
Potholes repaired after fed-up motorist creates these very rude pictures on them
Potholes outside a college have been repaired after one fed-up motorist took to the road with a can of spray paint... and a vivid imagination.
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Courtesy of Popbitch
www.stokesentinel.co.uk
Naked man with poo-smeared face hid in bush during 8-minute police chase
Joseph Severn attempted to insert a finger in his bottom as he was arrested
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Dogs: Six-legged puppy found dumped in car park
Ariel, an 11-week-old spaniel, face surgery in order to remove her extra limbs.
www.bbc.co.uk
I expect it'll be rains of frogs, and a woman giving birth to a snake, next.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
hope Barry can take it
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
We need pictures...
It's official: The world's heaviest cucumber was grown in BARRY!
There are many things the people of Barry can be proud of. Add to that list having the world's biggest cucumber in the town! Read more, here
It must be so fuckin’ annoying having to deal with a pumpkin that big. It’s annoying enough if you get a big marrow. It can’t be eaten (because it’ll taste foul) so you’re left having to carve up and dispose of acres of rock hard pumpkin. What a pain.
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
My mate grew one he could have put wheels on and lived in - just to win a competition. I was ferrying pumpkin parts to the dump for weeks afterwards.
I’m no expert which is why I ask; why would a vegetable being larger taste rotten?
JimW
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All the growing energy ends up in size not the sweetness of the flesh. Bitter juices dominate. But enough about me, sorry can't help with the marrow query.
T & P
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Researchers baffled as tuna spotted doing 70mph on the M5
Researchers baffled as tuna spotted doing 70mph on the M5
The tuna which had been off the coast of Plymouth seemed to make it to Birmingham on the motorway they carry on to Lancashire
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
Should be banned
petee
no gods, no malarkey
epic headline
lawandcrime.com
True crime writer allegedly extorted prison nurse through fake murder-for-hire plot against husband at behest of Tinder match dismemberment killer on death row
True crime writer allegedly extorted nurse with fake murder plot hatched by Tinder match killer
A true crime writer working on a book about the 2017 murder of Sydney Loofe allegedly developed a "romantic interest" in the Tinder killer inmate responsible and extorted a nurse at his behest.
lawandcrime.com
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Not read it but the headline is confusing enough.
hash tag
Books, not bombs
BTW. No cocks were hurt
www.nottinghampost.com
What is Nottingham's famous cock on a stick and who is the man behind it?
Stop sniggering!
MrSki
Who am I to say you're wrong
Mum pulls kid out of school because he was given tuna after long poo
"I don’t think it's right to let my child starve"
couldn't help but read the Mum in the style of Vicky Pollard.Mum pulls kid out of school because he was given tuna after long poo
"I don’t think it's right to let my child starve"www.bristolpost.co.uk
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Why is there so little going on in Bristol that they re-publish a minor story from Hull?Mum pulls kid out of school because he was given tuna after long poo
"I don’t think it's right to let my child starve"
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
The "[your town name] live" sites do that all the time.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Both Bristol Live and Hull Live websites are part of 'Local World', a division of Reach PLC, it's common for stories to appear across many Reach sites, including the national Mirror, Express & Star websites, despite them been totally irrelevant to any given area.
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
I know they’re under the same media umbrella but of all the stories they could have chosen?
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