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kabbes
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That’s a REALLY long article for a one-line news story!
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However much it itches 
Man says bottle got stuck up his bum when he scratched an itch and 'lost it' | Metro News
Man says bottle got stuck up his bum when he scratched an itch and 'lost it' | Metro News
cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
Fed-up Worthing councillors throw birthday party for nuisance pothole
FFS, Bob, it's a side road, there's worst potholes on the A259, you tit.
FFS, Bob, it's a side road, there's worst potholes on the A259, you tit.
, yes, well.
cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
Bob is our town crier, in love with himself & a complete publicity whore, hence this stunt, and the Herald laps it up.
The other councillor is only on Worthing Borough Council, whereas it's West Sussex County Council responsible for that road, but Bob is on both councils.
cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
Well I didn't.
But, then I did call him a twat outside Tesco's last week, when he was dressed in his town crier outfit & rang his bell right in the face of some toddler & reduced the poor lad to tears.
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cupid_stunt
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SheilaNaGig
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What are they holding there? It looks like the amputated arm of a small tattooed child.
cupid_stunt
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SheilaNaGig
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I thought they were some kind of ritualistic voodoo pin things .
If you’re going to the trouble of tattooing a child in order to amputate it’s arm for a sacrifice to the pit, voodoo pin things are going to be involved. Stands to reason, innit.
If you’re going to the trouble of tattooing a child in order to amputate it’s arm for a sacrifice to the pit, voodoo pin things are going to be involved. Stands to reason, innit.
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
SheilaNaGig
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The fact that they’re blatantly exhibiting this tattooed arm cake in the pages of the local rag suggests to me that they’re operating with a fairly high degree of impunity. So I’m going to assume that they’re part of some larger force for evil.
Baby eating anarchists y’all
Baby eating anarchists y’all
SheilaNaGig
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His syrup though...
SheilaNaGig
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cupid_stunt
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Nope, they are LimpDems.
There's a reply on that twitter post that says, 'this is why I love the LibDems'.
The only logical reply would be, 'Is that because they are hopeless getting anything done when elected, and just act as clowns instead?'
SheilaNaGig
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It was a joke
I said it on another thread a little while back. Because there ain’t no such thing anymore, if ever there was.
I said it on another thread a little while back. Because there ain’t no such thing anymore, if ever there was.
cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
I know it was a joke, hence I 'liked' it. 
Orang Utan
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kabbes
First intersubjective, then internalised
Because it was about 150 years old, not 50 years old. He thought it had gone to vinegar.
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