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Customer shocked after being called a 'c*nt' by cafe following complaint

 

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Customer shocked after being called a 'c*nt' by cafe following complaint

In response, the Marwood Facebook account replied: “You sir are a miserable c**t, stick to Greggs.”

Fucking brilliant!

 

[editor]

Cushion missing, police investigating

 

[Lorca]

Mansfield man finds Britain's biggest crisp! It's not that impressive though, sure i've seen a bigger frazzle once.

Mansfield man thinks he could have found Britain's biggest crisp

 

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Classic finger pointing photo.

 

[Orang Utan]

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Cushion missing, police investigating

So, finding a rich cunt's pillow, which probably blew off board, is more important than catching nonces. Of course. It's the Channel Islands.
Police warn over paedophile risk

 

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the smell of your own farts, three stages of acceptance.

 

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This is about the 10th time this article has been posted. It’s not a real story, folks.

ETA: It was a 2001 April Fools story from Weatherby News that went viral.

 

[Chz]

This is about the 10th time this article has been posted. It’s not a real story, folks.

ETA: It was a 2001 April Fools story from Weatherby News that went viral.

Are you going to ruin Christmas, too?

 

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Are you going to ruin Christmas, too?

Christmas was already ruined by my mother in 2005 and has never recovered.

 

[Chz]

I understand. Somehow, I'm not quite sure how it happened, my mother ruined pancakes.

 

[Orang Utan]

This is about the 10th time this article has been posted. It’s not a real story, folks.

ETA: It was a 2001 April Fools story from Weatherby News that went viral.

There's a clue in the name of the woman

 

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Christmas was already ruined by my mother in 2005 and has never recovered.

My mother ruined Christmas in about 1967, when we had bags of chocolate coins on th tree but but we were not allowed to eat them so they could be used again. I had a deprived childhood. Not.

 

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I understand. Somehow, I'm not quite sure how it happened, my mother ruined pancakes.

That happened at Christmas

 

[neonwilderness]

Chippy calls cops after teachers act like bouncers stopping kids buying food | Metro News

 

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Watch M&S lorry spoil Sussex Christmas light switch-on

Spoiler

It drives past as someone is filming from the other side of the road. And beeps its horn.

 

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Watch M&S lorry spoil Sussex Christmas light switch-on

Spoiler

It drives past as someone is filming from the other side of the road. And beeps its horn.

Hannah Clifford, who filmed the incident, said it was 'absolutely hilarious'.

She added: "This isn’t just any Christmas Light switch on! This is an M&S Christmas Light Switch On!"

 

[petee]

A banana duct-taped to a wall sold for $120,000 at Art Basel Miami

 

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[Calamity1971]

Yeah,of course she did !
Medium claims the ghost of a young girl plaited her hair in chilling encounter

 

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A Cumbrian police dog handler and his faithful friend have been commended by the Chief Constable

 

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Sorry, but it didn't exactly protect him!