Local Newspaper Headlines!
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two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
May I refer you to the original article with people pointing for confirmation.
www.worthingherald.co.uk
Worthing potholes a ‘fatality waiting to happen’
Potholes in West Worthing are a ‘fatality waiting to happen’ according to one local resident.
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
Be sure to point at it though.
a_chap
When the world came apart, where were you?
I couldn't take the photo and point at the same time, so I got Lily (English Springer Spaniel) to act as a size quide.
Sorry the pic's a bit fuzzy - it was nearly dark.
Hard to tell as it's full of water but it's probably a good 8" deep in the middle.
pseudonarcissus
fluttering and dancing
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Picture of the kid holding the record breaker had me cracking up. My inner child would have to have eaten that.
Liverpool mum discovers 'world's largest crisp' in Asda bag
Liverpool mum discovers 'world's largest crisp' in Asda bag
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
I present a case of under pressure journalists rushing to get reports online ASAP...
i_hate_beckham
Him From A Village
Man abandoned as baby told to stop stealing
Now changed after people commenting to:
Man abandoned as baby told to stop stealing in order to pay for accommodation
That's no better!
Now changed after people commenting to:
Man abandoned as baby told to stop stealing in order to pay for accommodation
That's no better!
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Maggot
The Cake of Liberty
Not local, but a cracking headline.
www.military.com
Iran May Have a Fleet of Communist Killer Dolphins
In 2000, a former Soviet dolphin trainer moved himself and his highly-trained killer dolphins to the Persian Gulf. Could they still be operating?
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Meet the Devon woman whose knees look like Grant & Phil Mitchell
"I'm thinking about launching a YouTube channel for them, but I'm not sure about the longevity."
andysays
Love and solidarity
I can understand why the baby was told to stop stealing, as you're never too young to learn to tell right from wrong, but what does that have to do with a man being abandoned?
petee
no gods, no malarkey
global, not local
Facebook Inc (FB.O) on Saturday blamed a technical error for Chinese leader Xi Jinping’s name appearing as “Mr Shithole” in posts on its platform
www.reuters.com
Facebook Inc (FB.O) on Saturday blamed a technical error for Chinese leader Xi Jinping’s name appearing as “Mr Shithole” in posts on its platform
Facebook says technical error caused vulgar translation of Chinese leader's name
Facebook Inc <FB.O> on Saturday blamed a technical error for Chinese leader Xi Jinping’s name appearing as “Mr Shithole” in posts on its platform when translated into English from Burmese, apologizing for any offense caused.
www.reuters.com
editor
hiraethified
Overwhelming evidence, tbf
www.dailypost.co.uk
People say they can see a 'ghost' in the background of this picture
The photo taken in Caernarfon has been a huge source of debate - and when you see the 'sepia' version of the image, you'll understand why
8ball
Decolonise colons!
Can't be a ghost because he's not pointing
if I look in the circle I’m pretty sure I can see part of its arm! 
Dogsauce
I’ve got Skol but I’m not a Scholar
Not very local, but worthy addition:
tn.com.ar
“Fury in Uruguay after a pig was thrown out of a helicopter into a textile magnate's swimming pool”
EscándaIo en Punta del Este: tiraron un cerdo desde un helicóptero a la pileta de Federico Álvarez Castillo y Lara Bernasconi | TN
El animal cayó en la casa del dueño de Etiqueta Negra en Uruguay. Su esposa, Lara Bernasconi, habló con TN.com.ar y explicó qué fue lo que sucedió.
“Fury in Uruguay after a pig was thrown out of a helicopter into a textile magnate's swimming pool”
8ball
Decolonise colons!
Not very local, but worthy addition:
EscándaIo en Punta del Este: tiraron un cerdo desde un helicóptero a la pileta de Federico Álvarez Castillo y Lara Bernasconi | TN
El animal cayó en la casa del dueño de Etiqueta Negra en Uruguay. Su esposa, Lara Bernasconi, habló con TN.com.ar y explicó qué fue lo que sucedió.
“Fury in Uruguay after a pig was thrown out of a helicopter into a textile magnate's swimming pool”
Cocaine.
Indeliblelink
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'I'm still alive' declares Angus man after discovering his own grave in cemetery
A Tayside man has told of the moment he discovered his own grave in a cemetery. Alan Hattel, from Forfar, declared: “I’m still alive”, as he stood beside
www.thecourier.co.uk
dessiato
🇪🇸 españa te quiero
That’s a weird thing to do. But why didn’t he ring anyone in the several month no one called him?'I'm still alive' declares Angus man after discovering his own grave in cemetery
A Tayside man has told of the moment he discovered his own grave in a cemetery. Alan Hattel, from Forfar, declared: “I’m still alive”, as he stood beside
pogofish
Testicle Hairstyle
THE GREAT PEE-SCAPE: Prisoner who fled Aberdeen court after toilet break crashed in friend’s getaway car
www.eveningexpress.co.uk
THE GREAT PEE-SCAPE: Prisoner who fled Aberdeen court after toilet break crashed in friend's getaway car - Evening Express
A prisoner who fled from security staff at Aberdeen Sheriff Court during a toilet break has told a trial about his “spur-of-the-moment” bid for freedom.
www.eveningexpress.co.uk
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
More photos of dumb & dumber pointing at potholes...
www.worthingherald.co.uk
...five fucking pages of pointing at pothole photos.
Worthing councillors pose with dozens of potholes for National Pothole Day
Last week National Pothole Day drew attention to an issue that, for many people, is the bane of their existence.
...five fucking pages of pointing at pothole photos.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
i see they're not keeping a look-out for oncoming vehiclesOh, FFS, this is now three times since Christmas.
And, now they are roping in members of the public to point at things, unbelievable.
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Worthing potholes a ‘fatality waiting to happen’
Potholes in West Worthing are a ‘fatality waiting to happen’ according to one local resident.
Not that our LibDems councillors are desperate for publicity.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Oh come on for many people they're the bane of their existence have you no humanity?
The daft thing is, they are only pointing at fairly minor holes, and ignoring the fucking massive ones on the A259 in town, they are so bad that the council has put up 'uneven surface' warning signs.
petee
no gods, no malarkey
Man registers beer as emotional support animal
Perhaps it’s one man’s definition of comfort food. A Brooklyn, N.Y., resident registered his beer as an emotional support animal on the USA Service Dog Registration website. Ale Street News was the first to report that Floyd Hayes was initially successful in obtaining a registration letter with...
triblive.com
“I travel from upstate to Brooklyn a lot,” Hayes told Ale Street, “and on the bus they say it’s a federal crime to smoke or have an alcoholic beverage unless by prior written contest, and I always wondered where you get that consent. Not that I’m an alcoholic.”
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