Local Newspaper Headlines!

[petee]

Rabbits may hold key to solving mystery of human female orgasm

ummm ...

 

[Orang Utan]

Rabbits may hold key to solving mystery of human female orgasm

ummm ...

Rampant rabbits, maybe

 

[neonwilderness]

WATCH: Mobility scooter pair battle it out on seafront

 

[petee]

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/wo...0191004-7wyawtl4pja2dg7owt4uprjsly-story.html

"The neighbor, who isn’t identified in the report, finally decided to look inside the box once it started stinking up her house. What she found was far more shocking that a smattering of vibrators and blow-up dolls."

 

[1927]

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/wo...0191004-7wyawtl4pja2dg7owt4uprjsly-story.html

"The neighbor, who isn’t identified in the report, finally decided to look inside the box once it started stinking up her house. What she found was far more shocking that a smattering of vibrators and blow-up dolls."

Website not available in Europe!!

 

[petee]

Website not available in Europe!!

next sentence:
"The sight of Maria’s severed and rotting head reportedly sent her into “a panic attack." "

"Maria" is Josemaria, bf of the perpetrator.

 

[neonwilderness]

Havant woman, 64, banned from Burger King after row with staff over 'ridiculous' ice cream portions

Ms Simms’ run-in with the fast-food giant comes a year after she was denied compensation from Havant Borough Council over a paving slab.

 

[rekil]

Meath Chronicle - When Mugabe visited Meath

“Mugabe stopped to talk to us, and signed autographs, which my mother still has in an old photo album at home. He even wrote the date on it - 9th September 1983. But that was before his leadership took a turn for the worst.”

 

[pogofish]

Jobbie in pool closes popular Lanarkshire facility.

Jobbie in pool closes popular Lanarkshire facility

Not local - National...!

 

[cupid_stunt]

Jobbie in pool closes popular Lanarkshire facility.

Jobbie in pool closes popular Lanarkshire facility

Not local - National...!

Loving the image.

 

[Indeliblelink]

Terror SHELL! Stunned beachgoer finds seashell that is spitting image of Osama Bin Laden

 

[not-bono-ever]

Mum angry after son missed school lunch because he took so long having a poo

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Swan causing traffic delays on A590

A SWAN is causing traffic delays on the A590.

The bird is wandering close to the Shell garage at Ulverston.

End of article

 

[Badgers]

 

[Steel Icarus]

Terror SHELL! Stunned beachgoer finds seashell that is spitting image of Osama Bin Laden

Legal secretary Debra realised it bore an uncanny resemblance to the September 11 mastermind.

She remarked: “Funny that – he was buried at sea too.”

 

[Steel Icarus]

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Their expressions though

 

[Badgers]

Their expressions though

He looks less happy than he should be given his gift

 

[Steel Icarus]

He looks less happy than he should be given his gift

But also not without an element of pride and smugness

 

[Badgers]

But also not without an element of pride and smugness

 

[Steel Icarus]

Lad should also consider not wearing skinny jeans tbh. Anything else looks like advertising or showing off. The bastard

 

[Badgers]

 

[Badgers]

Shit news if accurate

Brewery boss shuts down brand new pub after hearing customer swearing

 

[cupid_stunt]

Shit news if accurate

Brewery boss shuts down brand new pub after hearing customer swearing

What a fucking cunt.

 

[8115]

Shit news if accurate

Brewery boss shuts down brand new pub after hearing customer swearing

He's well known for it.

 

[quiet guy]

Yes does spot checks and closes pubs at the nearest infraction of his rules.

 

[Orang Utan]

How do his pubs continue to make money? Shit beer, shit atmosphere, shit everything.
Is Samuel Smith's a massive laundry in plain sight?

 

[8115]

They're always pretty busy plus they don't sell any branded drinks, I think they make literally everything themselves.

 

[kabbes]

Coincidentally, I went into one of those Samuel Smith pubs for the first to me this week. I thought I’d walked into some kind of cult building — Samuel Smith ale, Samuel Smith lager, Samuel Smith gin, Samuel Smith whiskey, Samuel Smith vodka, Samuel Smith everything.

The ale I had was utterly shite.

 

[Serge Forward]

That one on Fleet Street serves a reasonable pint.

 

[Badgers]

Forget the rugby, the porridge is #cominghome