No, you're right. The only solution I can see is to legalise some or all drugs and base our economy on selling quality drugs and music festivals. We could be the one of the tourist capitals of the world. Particularly if we accepted a drastic cut in the value of the pound.
But we can't have those immigrants over here, playing their filthy music and taking our groupies.
We'll fight to keep our charts exlusive for British Artists like Blazing Squad and that nice James Blunt fellow.