This springs to mind
Surely 'My boy brings all the milkshakes to the yard'Nigel Farage’s website hacked and now plays ‘Milkshake’ by Kelis
Well, it's his ex-website, but still amusing.
Surely Crispian Jago is a made up name? Too Tarquin for words.
Unfair on Wombles
Shame his fucking parents didn't. Or at least that they didn't come from separate familiesSometimes my principled objection to eugenics is sorely tested
From the official Labour Party twixxer account:
Wankers.