England Cricket 2021
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Zapp Brannigan
Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro
Still 35 behind, but 4 wickets in hand and still with batting to come. Pope well set, Moeen and Woakes have big test scores behind them and Robinson can bat a bit. Another 81 from Jimmy wouldn't go amiss either.
Drawing level an absolute must, batting 4th to come. A 20, 30, 40 run lead could be priceless in a low scoring game.
Drawing level an absolute must, batting 4th to come. A 20, 30, 40 run lead could be priceless in a low scoring game.
RileyOBlimey
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I’ve got tickets for Monday. Don’t think they’ll get used.
I somehow missed this
www.dailymail.co.uk
'Jarvo 69' invades pitch during England v India Test series AGAIN
MATT HUGHES - CHIEF SPORTS REPORTER AT THE OVAL: The serial prankster was able to evade the attentions of the Oval security staff to get into the ground despite ECB warnings.
paulhackett
voiced by strother martin
Yes. Someone kindly gave me tickets this morning. Had no idea they were going to be where they are. Beyond good.
Zapp Brannigan
Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro
Don't give the Mail the clicks please.I somehow missed this
'Jarvo 69' invades pitch during England v India Test series AGAIN
MATT HUGHES - CHIEF SPORTS REPORTER AT THE OVAL: The serial prankster was able to evade the attentions of the Oval security staff to get into the ground despite ECB warnings.
Zapp Brannigan
Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro
Go and play in the Mail comments section then.
Moeen gone, but 30-something is already a good lead. Woakes, Robinson and Anderson just need to stick around - if Pope can nurse the tail through to his century then the lead will be looking very handsome.
Moeen gone, but 30-something is already a good lead. Woakes, Robinson and Anderson just need to stick around - if Pope can nurse the tail through to his century then the lead will be looking very handsome.
Er, I'll play here thanks, amongst other places you patronising dick. Not sure why you think you're an arbiter on what links people can post?
Zapp Brannigan
Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro
I can be way more patronising and way more dickish than that. You're free to post whatever links you like, but bear in mind freedom to post isn't freedom from consequences - repeated mail links will lose you any goodwill and friends here.
Zapp Brannigan
Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro
Great stuff from an intellectual titan there.
So anyway, the cricket. 49 run lead, still going. Might even get a day 4 at this rate.
So anyway, the cricket. 49 run lead, still going. Might even get a day 4 at this rate.
Bless you.I would have said a boor rather than a swine.
RileyOBlimey
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You’ve made a noise (rightly) about Overton’s alleged racism. The Mail actively promotes racism. Overton is a microscope speck of filth compared the Mail’s ocean of cuntery.
RileyOBlimey
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SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
All going pretty well considering the situation at the close of play last night. Pope's put a useful dent in Crawley's chances of a return to the side as well which is nice.
Sorry, I'm not gonna be fucking gang-bullied into not linking to a light hearted article from a shitty site. Bless you though for trying. I have Twitter. Things like that appear on my feed, often linked to by some of the fuckwits you're probably listening to right now on TMS.
Overton, Robinson, Buttler, Anderson, Morgan and god knows who else in the England side have been exposed as bigots in the last year and are probably avid readers yes. I'm not! It was just on my feed.
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RileyOBlimey
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Another cracking match. I bloody love cricket.
Couldn’t have put it better myself. Post what you want but don’t complain later when you find that others gain or lose respect for you based on it.
It was a post about a bit of a larrikin on the field. It was supposed to be funny.
You're aware you support a team packed with racists and homophobes right? But hey - spend £100 supporting them and not click on a .01p link to the Mail
a_chap
When the world came apart, where were you?
Shut up for goodness sake.
paulhackett
voiced by strother martin
It felt as if England should/could have got more? Pope, Woakes, Ali were all going well when they were out and they weren't out because of the bowling or bowling pressure. It wasn't easy to score but none of the bowlers seemed too threatening. Pity Robinson didn't get his head down a bit more but he is in at 10 and he didn't. Just felt they are light a few runs or could have scored more if Ali and Pope had stayed together a little longer.
RileyOBlimey
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Not looking so clever leaving Wood out for Overton.
RileyOBlimey
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Looks like there may be a decent play on Monday
terrible day so far for England. Beat the bat plenty of times this morning but couldn’t find the edge. Now they look a bit demoralised. Overton only bowled 7 overs so far…oh for some Mark Wood 90+mph
As for the total England achieved, the biggest culprit was Moeen for me. To have battled back to such a position of strength with India’s bowlers looking bereft of ideas his agricultural swipe at Jadeja was ill timed and (I think) bought about Pope’s wicket indirectly.
only one winner from here. There’s no way England will save the game, even if Kohli gets the declaration wrong…
As for the total England achieved, the biggest culprit was Moeen for me. To have battled back to such a position of strength with India’s bowlers looking bereft of ideas his agricultural swipe at Jadeja was ill timed and (I think) bought about Pope’s wicket indirectly.
only one winner from here. There’s no way England will save the game, even if Kohli gets the declaration wrong…
