cupid_stunt
Merry fecking Christmas.
There were no tory tellers at my polling station which was a shame as I was wearing my “Fuck the Tories” badge specially for them.
I intend to say something like, 'I am surprised you're showing your faces here today, after the total mess the party has made of being in government, it's so bad, that despite holding this area since the 1880s, you're just about to lose it, you have even forced me to vote Labour for the first time in my life.'
* Thus implying I am normally a Tory voter, whereas I've voted Green around here before.