What you gonna do when the all clear comes ?

[Teaboy]

This thread is premature to say the least. We need some sort of light at the end of the tunnel scenario which clearly isn't there at the moment.

But in the spirit of the thread, if I still have a job and a home I will celebrate by going on a serious multi-day bender.

 

[Gerry1time]

What’s stopping you from having one now ?

Isn't that one thing which gets many of us through these times of social distancing and no knobbing ?

Oh I'm not saying I wouldn't now, I just probably would then too.

 

[Reno]

Oh I'm not saying I wouldn't now, I just probably would then too.

Fair enough

 

[campanula]

organise. This isn't going away in 3 months. There are unprecedented opportunities for worker's rights. Reparation must be made...and it will be very bloody clear just who are 'essential workers'.

 

[mx wcfc]

I'd like to amend my earlier answer,

There is a Turkish barber in town. I'm going there for the full cut throat razor shave, a number 2 all over buzz cut, flaming off of my ear hair, hot towels. Fuck, the barber can even trim my eyebrows and nose hair while he's at it.

Then I'm going to The Albion, three doors down, to get shedded on Flowerpots Gooden's Gold, and have a right craic with the regulars.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

visit mum-tat (i'd been slightly overdue a visit before this shit started, postponed a couple of times in february because i had a low level bug - sniffles based, so not The bug of doom - that wouldn't go away and didn't want to share it)

take some time off work

might need to get my hair cut, depending on how long this goes on

go out on the south bank somewhere for a feed and a drink with tweety-pie (we don't live together full time)

stay in and [use your imagination. or not if you'd rather not] with tweety-pie

make a considered decision not to go shopping for pointless tat rather than have the decision taken for me...

 

[AverageJoe]

Go to the pub and start dry coughing really loudly and obviously

 

[Grace Johnson]

Just want to go and see my family. Hug them all, carry my neices about when they launch themselves at me and shout jump on and then make some cakes with them. Listen to my nephews rattle on about pokemon. Cook everyone dinner. Have a few beers then later on talk about boxing and have a wee whisky with my brother and my dad. That's it. Don't even need to leave a house for that. Just be all in the same one. That'll do me that. I'll be so happy when that happens.

 

[existentialist]

For the last couple of nights, I've had quite graphic dreams which seem to be related to this whole lockdown/self-isolation thing .

Put it like this: I don't think Tinder's going to know what's hit it when this ends...

 

[Plumdaff]

Hug people, go and see friends and family and hug them. Eat in a restaurant. Go somewhere warm and swim in the sea. Dance with other people.

 

[fishfinger]

I'll keep staying in.

 

[Clair De Lune]

For the last couple of nights, I've had quite graphic dreams which seem to be related to this whole lockdown/self-isolation thing .

Put it like this: I don't think Tinder's going to know what's hit it when this ends...

Yeah I think some Ill advised, dirty, hard sex is in order too.

Wait, that is what you meant right?

 

[klang]

You know it would be joyous if the freedom and relief and joy coupled with a newfound sense of collective importance and agency amongst ordinary people resulted in fields and parks and green space across the UK being taken over by massive fuck off parties

hopefully there'll be plenty of half finished buildings and abandoned building sites

 

[klang]

this thread makes me sadder than it should.

 

[Mation]

Hug and kiss my nearest and dearest (ideally - might end up encompassing anyone who just happens to be nearest, too).

Find me the biggest rig and stay until Monday night.

 

[Sue]

Put on proper clothes (and realise just how fat I've got).

Get my hair cut.

Go to the pub and get pissed with friends.

Binge watch films at the cinema.

Eat some food I haven't bloody cooked myself.

 

[May Kasahara]

Yeah I think some Ill advised, dirty, hard sex is in order too.

 

[Clair De Lune]

You're on

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[Puddy_Tat]

(ETA - oops at double post. the bus home went over a bump at the wrong moment...)

 

[existentialist]

Yeah I think some Ill advised, dirty, hard sex is in order too.

Wait, that is what you meant right?

Nailed it.

ETA: "survival sex"

 

[killer b]

Hug and kiss my nearest and dearest (ideally - might end up encompassing anyone who just happens to be nearest, too).

this is a good point. I'll go and see my girlfriend. not too bothered about parties.

 

[klang]

I'll book a flight home so that all my family can meet my son. A lot of them were meant to come over Easter but that fell through. Watching him grow on whatsapp is a bit shit for everybody.

 

[klang]

To think that most of them probably won't meet him before he starts to walk is tough. I'm very close to my family.

 

[Marty1]

Nailed it.

ETA: "survival sex"

You got yourself a gf yet?

 

[Epona]

I ain't going to go round licking anything, that's for sure - staying in at the tail end of winter and through spring means there are going to be a whole load of "normal" cold and flu viruses floating about that I haven't had much normal exposure to, we'll all be sick with normal shit for months

 

[existentialist]

You got yourself a gf yet?

Nope

 

[Marty1]

Nope

Footloose & fancy free!

 

[existentialist]

Footloose & fancy free!

True, although something of a moot point right now...

 

[agricola]

Visit family again, then when its all calmed down go to the south of France and do absolutely nothing except visit historical sites, go on trains and get sunburnt for a couple of weeks.