mauvais
on reddit or something
I'm going to short the pound and tip another crate of pangolins into the reservoir.
What you gonna do when the all clear comes ?
- Thread starter not-bono-ever
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You have met my children, yes? That’s a given.
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
Go to the pub
Visit parents
Pop round to see mates
Go for a long walk in the hills followed by wild camping somewhere
Not necessary in that order
All fairly mundane stuff that I took for granted until very recently 
Visit parents
Pop round to see mates
Go for a long walk in the hills followed by wild camping somewhere
Not necessary in that order
All fairly mundane stuff that I took for granted until very recently 
Lord Camomile
Yipchaa!
Stay indoors. Outdoors will be fucking awful and full of people for the next two weeks.
Lord Camomile
Yipchaa!
Then, eventually, when everyone's calmed the fuck down: football.
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
Is dogging banned?
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
It’s fine if it’s your usual exercise, you do it for your customary length of time, and you stay 2 meters away from other participants, other than those you live with.Is dogging banned?
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
I was thinking that if 2 of the participants are in an enclosed car, then they're effectively self-isolating, making the 2M rule inapplicable, and, for the same reason, you're not breaking the 2-person gathering rule. Although I'd have to walk to the car park, as 5 minutes of outdoor exercise is hardly sufficient.
Proper Tidy
Arsed
Climb a mountain, go to pub, get pissed, smoke fags, eat a grotty takeaway with my (likely piss infused) fingers, then if anybody else has any i'll probably stick a shared banknote up my nose and spend the next day full of regret
gaijingirl
Well-Known Member
Go swimming.
Proper Tidy
Arsed
Yeah that too. And probably see family and friends I suppose
Nivag
Well-Known Member
One of mine decided to light a bonfire a couple of hours ago.My next door neighbour, a man in his 70s, usually spends the summer in his shed listening to happy hardcore. I'm delighted to report that summer seems to have come early.
not-bono-ever
meh
I might have to think about what I am actully doing with my life now. Mrs NBE may not be impressed
Part-timah
Well-Known Member
Lick all the things
Part-timah
Well-Known Member
Perfect x
dessiato
🇪🇸 my spirit is crying for leaving
First thing will be to go to our favourite bar for a sit in the sun and some tapas.
Then down to the house at the beach for a beer and tapas.
Later, when the UK becomes safe again, we'll go there to visit family and friends.
If you lot don't get your finger out it'll not be before Xmas.
Then down to the house at the beach for a beer and tapas.
Later, when the UK becomes safe again, we'll go there to visit family and friends.
If you lot don't get your finger out it'll not be before Xmas.
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
Only in groups of more than 2.Is dogging banned?
LeytonCatLady
Well-Known Member
Go busking and also register with the TV/film agencies for extra work.
Go to the pub.
Have a massive family get-together as I'll be missing both my mum and younger brother's birthdays because of this.
Meet up with friends.
In short all the things I did before the lockdown, and took for granted. If and when that day comes, I'll appreciate everything I have like never before.
Go to the pub.
Have a massive family get-together as I'll be missing both my mum and younger brother's birthdays because of this.
Meet up with friends.
In short all the things I did before the lockdown, and took for granted. If and when that day comes, I'll appreciate everything I have like never before.
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
Does that include the dog?
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
I hope not
Steel Icarus
we move
Stay in and play videogames
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