Urban75's north - south divide: definitive statistics

[A380]

Well, en suites are horrific. Admittedly, some southerners, mainly the wives, stress that their downstairs toilets " are not for shítting in ". Excuse the expletives.

No one shits in a downstairs toilet.

(TBF I’m finding that quite a hard rule to comply with since moving to a bungalow)

 

[Serene]

No one shots in a downstairs toilet.

(TBF I’m finding that quite a hard rule to comply with since moving to a bungalow)

Those ones you see under stairs dont even have a window.

 

[brogdale]

Thread vibes...

 

[xenon]

Are you still all arguing about bread? It’s just bread.

 

[WouldBe]

I see an opportunity to develop an air lock for en suits.

2 bathroom doors with locks. Teuchter will be over the moon.

Just needs an extractor fan in there then there's no need for any locks.

 

[brogdale]

Get the feeling the thread has run its course.

 

[teuchter]

Get the feeling the thread has run its course.

And so, the attempts to suppress ideas dangerous to the establishment begin.

 

[Monte]

Are you still all arguing about bread? It’s just bread.

Don't talk boules.

 

[A380]

And so, the attempts to suppress ideas dangerous to the establishment begin.

If there is one thing everyone from the most hard core anarchist to the most staid bastion of the establishment agrees on it is that your views on the composition of these islands of ours are up their with your other bizarre opinions.

 

[weltweit]

If the border between north and south was placed such that there was an equal number of people to the north and to the south, where would the border be?

 

[kabbes]

If the border between north and south was placed such that there was an equal number of people to the north and to the south, where would the border be?

Bangladesh

 

[Rompipalle]

If the border between north and south was placed such that there was an equal number of people to the north and to the south, where would the border be?

Cockfosters.

 

[danny la rouge]

Cockfosters

That means I can play a reverse dummy: Kelvin Bridge. (The next player can return via the Newcastle Metro if they invoke the Angel of the North Variation via Islington).

 

[Humberto]

I think men from the north of this border are full of honour and brawn.

Whereas us southies would get knocked over by a stiff breeze, and wear stupid trousers.

 

[Humberto]

Unless we ressurect Billy Bones, depicted by a Scotsman.

 

[tim]

What about internationally based posters? Poll fail.

Every planet has a North.

 

[Serene]

Unless we ressurect Billy Bones, depicted by a Scotsman.

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He needs some moisturiser. His face is beyond chapped. Nivea soft would be ideal.

 

[Serene]

If you ordered a lager tops up north you would likely be sent to jail.

 

[Rompipalle]

That means I can play a reverse dummy: Kelvin Bridge. (The next player can return via the Newcastle Metro if they invoke the Angel of the North Variation via Islington).

Hmmm, I see your thinking, although that variation invokes a scenic detour to Tebay Services (reasonably handy for those who wish to thumb a lift to Kendal) but only if playing by the High Barnet Rules (Version 3.1.1) and if carrying a copy of New Scientist.

 

[Smokeandsteam]

Northerners think that Southerners are dirty because they have toilets inside their houses.

Do northerners still use outside toilets then? On my visits to the north, I tend to use toilets indoors. Have I been committing a faux pas?

 

[andysays]

Every planet has a North.

Every planet has poles, though whether they're called North and South is an interesting question.

 

[Monte]

In space there is no such thing as up.

 

[Pickman's model]

And so, the attempts to suppress ideas dangerous to the establishment begin.

Your conspiraloonery has not passed unnoticed

 

[teuchter]

Your conspiraloonery has not passed unnoticed

Urban75's conservative defenders of the status quo will be noted by future historians, as will be their preposterous charade posing as the opposite.

 

[Pickman's model]

Urban75's conservative defenders of the status quo will be noted by future historians, as will be their preposterous charade posing as the opposite.

I think future historians will have better things to do with their time than reading your execrable posts

 

[JimW]

In space there is no such thing as up.

In space no one can hear the splash.

 

[danny la rouge]

In space there is no such thing as up.

We’re in space.

 

[kabbes]

In space there is no such thing as up.

The gate is down.

 

[andysays]

In space there is no such thing as up.

Someone better tell this lot

 

[WouldBe]

In space there is no such thing as up.

Away from the planets surface.