Do you want to read an article about Renee Zellweger's face? You're in luck!
The Guardian has at least four:
Nothing's wrong with Renee Zellweger's face. There's something wrong with us (by Jennifer Gerson Uffalussy)
http://www.donotlink.com/c6ui
Renée Zellweger's face is her brand – a new look will change her career beyond recognition (by Steve Rose)
http://www.donotlink.com/c74v
Renée Zellweger's new look due to 'happy, healthy lifestyle', not surgery (by Xan Brooks)
http://www.donotlink.com/c74w
It’s not unreasonable to ask where the real Renée Zellweger has gone (by Viv Groskop)
http://www.donotlink.com/c74x
The Independent has at least five:
Renee Zellweger looks unrecognisable in these photos (by Christopher Hooton)
http://www.donotlink.com/c74y
The facepalm that was coverage of Renee Zellweger's face (by Dina Rickman)
http://www.donotlink.com/c74z
Renee Zellweger's real crime has been to age in an industry that prizes women's youth over humanity (by Amanda Hess)
http://www.donotlink.com/c74f
The reactions to Renee Zellweger's face say more about us than about her (by Emma Gannon)
http://www.donotlink.com/c74g
Renee Zellweger on plastic surgery: 'I'm living a fulfilling life and I'm thrilled that perhaps it shows' (by Ella Alexander)
http://www.donotlink.com/c74h
The Telegraph has at least six:
Renee Zellweger: what has happened to her face? (by Anita Singh)
http://www.donotlink.com/c74r
Renee Zellweger: my face looks different because I'm at peace (by Anita Singh)
http://www.donotlink.com/c74q
Renee Zellweger’s face: why are we so obsessed? (by Olivia Goldhill)
http://www.donotlink.com/c74p
Are men to blame for the plastic surgery obsession? (by Jake Wallis Simons)
http://www.donotlink.com/c74n
Celebrities like Renee Zellweger face huge pressure to have plastic surgery (by Myles Burke)
http://www.donotlink.com/c74m
Renée Zellweger: why does her face look so different? (by Victoria Lambert)
http://www.donotlink.com/c74k
Years ago if you wanted to read that sort of news and comment you'd have to buy Heat magazine. However, now you have been saved that embarrassment by fourteen people writing for Britain's "quality" newspapers and their editors who presumably said "Can you bash out a thousand words about Renee Zellweger's face in an hour?" and were not told to fuck off.