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Do you want to read an article about Renee Zellweger's face? You're in luck!

The Guardian has at least four:

Nothing's wrong with Renee Zellweger's face. There's something wrong with us (by Jennifer Gerson Uffalussy)


http://www.donotlink.com/c6ui

Renée Zellweger's face is her brand – a new look will change her career beyond recognition (by Steve Rose)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74v

Renée Zellweger's new look due to 'happy, healthy lifestyle', not surgery (by Xan Brooks)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74w

It’s not unreasonable to ask where the real Renée Zellweger has gone (by Viv Groskop)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74x

The Independent has at least five:

Renee Zellweger looks unrecognisable in these photos (by Christopher Hooton)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74y

The facepalm that was coverage of Renee Zellweger's face (by Dina Rickman)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74z

Renee Zellweger's real crime has been to age in an industry that prizes women's youth over humanity (by Amanda Hess)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74f

The reactions to Renee Zellweger's face say more about us than about her (by Emma Gannon)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74g

Renee Zellweger on plastic surgery: 'I'm living a fulfilling life and I'm thrilled that perhaps it shows' (by Ella Alexander)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74h

The Telegraph has at least six:

Renee Zellweger: what has happened to her face? (by Anita Singh)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74r

Renee Zellweger: my face looks different because I'm at peace (by Anita Singh)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74q

Renee Zellweger’s face: why are we so obsessed? (by Olivia Goldhill)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74p

Are men to blame for the plastic surgery obsession? (by Jake Wallis Simons)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74n

Celebrities like Renee Zellweger face huge pressure to have plastic surgery (by Myles Burke)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74m

Renée Zellweger: why does her face look so different? (by Victoria Lambert)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74k

Years ago if you wanted to read that sort of news and comment you'd have to buy Heat magazine. However, now you have been saved that embarrassment by fourteen people writing for Britain's "quality" newspapers and their editors who presumably said "Can you bash out a thousand words about Renee Zellweger's face in an hour?" and were not told to fuck off.
 
Do you want to read an article about Renee Zellweger's face? You're in luck!

The Guardian has at least four:

Nothing's wrong with Renee Zellweger's face. There's something wrong with us (by Jennifer Gerson Uffalussy)


http://www.donotlink.com/c6ui

Renée Zellweger's face is her brand – a new look will change her career beyond recognition (by Steve Rose)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74v

Renée Zellweger's new look due to 'happy, healthy lifestyle', not surgery (by Xan Brooks)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74w

It’s not unreasonable to ask where the real Renée Zellweger has gone (by Viv Groskop)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74x

The Independent has at least five:

Renee Zellweger looks unrecognisable in these photos (by Christopher Hooton)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74y

The facepalm that was coverage of Renee Zellweger's face (by Dina Rickman)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74z

Renee Zellweger's real crime has been to age in an industry that prizes women's youth over humanity (by Amanda Hess)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74f

The reactions to Renee Zellweger's face say more about us than about her (by Emma Gannon)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74g

Renee Zellweger on plastic surgery: 'I'm living a fulfilling life and I'm thrilled that perhaps it shows' (by Ella Alexander)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74h

The Telegraph has at least six:

Renee Zellweger: what has happened to her face? (by Anita Singh)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74r

Renee Zellweger: my face looks different because I'm at peace (by Anita Singh)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74q

Renee Zellweger’s face: why are we so obsessed? (by Olivia Goldhill)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74p

Are men to blame for the plastic surgery obsession? (by Jake Wallis Simons)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74n

Celebrities like Renee Zellweger face huge pressure to have plastic surgery (by Myles Burke)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74m

Renée Zellweger: why does her face look so different? (by Victoria Lambert)

http://www.donotlink.com/c74k

Years ago if you wanted to read that sort of news and comment you'd have to buy Heat magazine. However, now you have been saved that embarrassment by fourteen people writing for Britain's "quality" newspapers and their editors who presumably said "Can you bash out a thousand words about Renee Zellweger's face in an hour?" and were not told to fuck off.
Renee Zellweger has a face now! :eek:
News to me :)
 
News to me :)

It's news to me too. I was reading about how the Department for Work and Pensions is classifying thousands of people with degenerative conditions as being fit to work in the future and therefore they will receive less money, are threatened with sanctions if they fail to attend Work-Related Activity Group sessions and may lose their benefits after a year.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...te-no-possibility-of-improvement-9811910.html

However, this obviously isn't as important as Renee Zellweger's face which is why editors of Britain's national newspapers throw three hundred pounds a time at writers who are more interested in Renee Zellweger's face than the welfare of thousands of people suffering from Multiple Sclerosis, Spinal Muscular Atrophy, Parkinson’s Disease, Cystic Fibrosis and Rheumatoid Arthritis.
 
We shall fight on the Tumblr. We shall fight on the Facebook groups. We shall fight in the like and in the tweets. We shall fight in the blogs. We shall never surrender.

You forgot "unless they attack us with physical violence, in which case we'll give up without so much as a punch thrown, let alone a grenade"
 
You know how newspapers work don't you? Especially now no-one buys them?

Fair enough but at least part of the reason so many people have stopped buying them is because they are so full of trivial shite. I can't believe how rubbish they are when I pick up a broadsheet now.
 
Both my daughters ( and my partners daughters) experience of street harassment wouldn't register someone commenting on the colour of their hair tbh and certainly wouldn't a) make them change the colour or b) tweet about it.
 
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