The Ashes 2015

[Athos]

England to have a lead by lunch!

 

[Mumbles274]

Fairly sure Clarke would have had a bowl this morning if he'd won the toss.. Well, he got his wish

 

[kabbes]

In many ways, England have effectively chosen to bowl first AND to bat first.

 

[Mogden]

Has someone put in the order for humble pie for the Aussie lunch?

 

[agricola]

I love Test cricket.

 

[kabbes]

I love Test cricket.

Yeah, totally

 

[Lo Siento.]

just

 

[The Octagon]

I love Test cricket.

Does this count as Test Cricket

All over by tomorrow midday at this rate.

 

[Mogden]

Nah it's a 20/20 surely

 

[JTG]

Absolute privilege to watch that from Broad. About as perfect a spell as you could ever wish to see

 

[DrRingDing]

There really must be big upset in camp Australia. Poor discipline and divisive leadership

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Someone just tweeted Aus's innings. It fits in one tweet:

04W24W0W04100000W40000110W020000401000W000000000101000011W0011200010040040000W1W30000000000000400000000000001004W

 

[Mogden]

Someone just tweeted Aus's innings. It fits in one tweet:

Like the W0W at the start. Quite!

 

[Doctor Carrot]

Like the W0W at the start. Quite!

There's a W00 in there too

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Like the W0W at the start. Quite!

It is altogether a very pleasing and rather beautiful thing.

 

[Lord Camomile]

It's like an Aus reaction in slow motion. "00000000000000 N000000000000!"

 

[JTG]

Stuart Broad now level with Fiery Fred on 307 Test wickets.

Fred's just been in touch from beyond the grave and tells me he doesn't know what's going off out there

 

[Mogden]

"Last time I saw some young Aussies get f'ked this hard was on p0rnhub"

 

[Dan U]

I think he might retire from test cricket after this. Unless Aus can mount an amazing comeback. He's gone. And he's looked gone all series tbf.

Paper said this morning he looked very down beat at the press conference today.

Oh to be in that dressing room at lunch.

 

[agricola]

Michael Holding: "England bowled Australia out this morning for sixty. Yes, sixty. Six, zero."

 

[Doctor Carrot]

Where's gabi etc? They seem remarkably quiet for some reason.

 

[agricola]

Where's gabi etc? They seem remarkably quiet for some reason.

"Australian in going missing this morning shock"

 

[Doctor Carrot]

It's a pretty sweet thought thinking of Aussies waking up tomorrow, commuting in the pissing rain (yes I checked the weather ) with the knowledge that their team have been absolutely annihilated and by Stuart Broad too hahahaha :d

 

[Mogden]

Where's gabi etc? They seem remarkably quiet for some reason.

Banned isn't he?

 

[Doctor Carrot]

Banned isn't he?

Can't we unban for gloating purposes?

 

[killer b]

no.

 

[Mogden]

Can't we unban for gloating purposes?

Well forum is open to non registered lurkers so there's a chance he's reading it anyway

 

[Doctor Carrot]

no.

Buzz kill!

 

[The Octagon]

He's a kiwi anyway isn't he?

 

[Doctor Carrot]

He's a kiwi anyway isn't he?

Yeah but he rides on the Aussies coat tails all the time so it's still fun.