The Ashes 2010/11
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best bit of the interviews at the end of the day...
mike atherton: shane, is there any way back for australia tomorrow?
shane watson: ...
mike atherton: shane, is there any way back for australia tomorrow?
shane watson: ...
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are we talking players or specators? i predict neither.
Idaho
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He was asked why the English bowlers could get the ball to swing and threw Aussies couldn't and he gave a bullshit answer about England being lucky with the conditions.
butchersapron
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Good session to fall asleep for 
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Bring back hanging
Athos
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It's a shame when anyone's career is cut short by injury - even an Aussie.
On the other hand, Ponting has had long enough; so I hope we crush them in this and the next test, and the twat gets his marching orders.
I dislike him almost as much as I disliked Hayden. The best thing about being at the fifth day of the final test in the home series before last (possibly the greatest moment for English cricket since 1981) was barracking him until he gave me the finger.
littlebabyjesus
one of Maxwell's demons
I was actually hoping Australia would put up a fight in the second innings. It was beyond them, it seems.
Feel for Ponting. Still banging on about Pietersen being out a day later shows that his ability to think rationally has deserted him. It's a very unforgiving time and place to lose it. I've always liked him.
Feel for Ponting. Still banging on about Pietersen being out a day later shows that his ability to think rationally has deserted him. It's a very unforgiving time and place to lose it. I've always liked him.
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
Foot on the neck and push down.
littlebabyjesus
one of Maxwell's demons
It would be unsporting to do anything else, naturally.
But one can feel sorry for one's hapless victim.
liquidlunch
fargonebeauty
its a great day to be an irishman
newharper
Manxome Tove
Great player. They should let him lead the team out for the fifth test. OK, after that it's probably time.
Though the concept of Aussies and dignity does not compute.
My brother and his children are Australian.
a_chap
When the world came apart, where were you?
Let him lead the team out for the fifth Test Match and then have him executed in the middle of the square. A pretty heroic way to leave the Test arena wouldn't you say?
Failing that, have him sign a book deal and recieve an imorally large advance cheque. Then he could rise up to the heavens as a true Australian Messiah.
Just a thought*
*Thoughts currently moderated by alcohol.
ferrelhadley
There is no love between us anymore.
If there is no punter is the door open for Hauritz?
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with harris out, i wouldn't be surprised to see hauritz come back in anyway on his home ground. not a cert, but certainly a possibility.
What, pick the best spinner in Australia with two recent Shield centuries to his name? Controversial...
How's Chris Rogers these days? Surely a candidate to open. David Hussey & Cameron White seem worth a try in the middle order too.
Not that I'm suggesting they should, I'm more than happy to see Hughes, Smith & co carry on
Edit: and Khawaja obv
liquidlunch
fargonebeauty
think D Hussey's too old,Khawaja,Callum Ferguson,Marsh,White and Hauritz have to come in pretty soon.We need youth.Get rid of Ponting,Clarke and Hussey,kick Johnsons arse to wake the big headed cunt up,Harris is fucked so fuck him off too.God,the list seems endless
littlebabyjesus
one of Maxwell's demons
David Hussey's got a brilliant first class record. I don't quite understand why he's never played test cricket. He's 33, so he could have two or three good years in him. I'd have picked him ages ago.
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i'm guessing he was in his 'prime' over the last 10 years when other players had cememented their places in the side. unfortunately, as the current squad falls apart, he's probably considered too old to break through. i say unfortunately, it's actually hilarious of course.
TrippyLondoner
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3 to go!
Lo Siento.
Second As Farce
whoop. 2 more, and we keep the urn. 2 innings victories over aus in the same series?
Lo Siento.
Second As Farce
I'm presuming Harris is on crutches, and isn't going to bat.
TrippyLondoner
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Oh yeh, forgot about Harris.
pennimania
still dre and drooling
I'm listening on a very slow internet connection in a hotel in Fort William - but hell, am I enjoying it
tangerinedream
Density of Sound
Drinking in TMS like a fine wine. Cheers Andrews!
