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The Ashes 2009

Thought it started today, odd to have a test match over here start on a friday isnt it???

:oops::oops: me too,thats why i asked ^^^ up there :oops::oops:.Fucken cunts,took the day off tomorrow.11.20pm thursday here so i was going to watch the whole day/night,have friday off plus the weekend:cool:Kids in bed,all ready for a big night but now i need to know how to unsnort a line of whizz?
 
:oops::oops: me too,thats why i asked ^^^ up there :oops::oops:.Fucken cunts,took the day off tomorrow.11.20pm thursday here so i was going to watch the whole day/night,have friday off plus the weekend:cool:Kids in bed,all ready for a big night but now i need to know how to unsnort a line of whizz?

You'll have to play stick cricket all night....
 
:oops::oops: me too,thats why i asked ^^^ up there :oops::oops:.Fucken cunts,took the day off tomorrow.11.20pm thursday here so i was going to watch the whole day/night,have friday off plus the weekend:cool:Kids in bed,all ready for a big night but now i need to know how to unsnort a line of whizz?

Ask Warne.
 
Just heard on the radio that ponting said 'the barmy army are the best supporters in the world', i'll see if i can be bothered to find a link later to that.:cool:
 
Just heard on the radio that ponting said 'the barmy army are the best supporters in the world', i'll see if i can be bothered to find a link later to that.:cool:

I hear there's a planned demonstration by Newcastle supporters outside SJP tomorrow in protest at this blasphemy! :mad::mad:
 
Fuck I just got given two top-drawer Headingley tickets for Sunday, so my weekend is now Herts to Cardiff for the football Sat and back to Herts, then drive up to Leeds Sunday morning what a mad buzz. Will have to stay sober Sat and Sun but no great hardship

Headingley only test ground apart from Durham that I haven't been to, so I am well bloody excited

Get in there you beauties
 
Peter Robeuck - prick - what does he do in his summer - teaches South African kids on his 'farm' and sends them off to england.


Typical Roebuck to get it everso slightly wrong - yes, Kolpak is an issue (I can't see why the ECB pays counties money to employ non-qualified players in addition to the overseas ones) but Strauss left SA at 6? Prior at 11? Doesn't he know anything about society?

I hate the fact he calls the English Poms, when he's left England for Oz, and then SA..

Spanker (as an insult not as a signature..)
 
Typical Roebuck to get it everso slightly wrong - yes, Kolpak is an issue (I can't see why the ECB pays counties money to employ non-qualified players in addition to the overseas ones) but Strauss left SA at 6? Prior at 11? Doesn't he know anything about society?

I hate the fact he calls the English Poms, when he's left England for Oz, and then SA..

Spanker (as an insult not as a signature..)

(Bigger fish to fry today so i'll jusy say one more thing on Roebuck, i was talking to some aussie mates last week, they reckon he's now pretty much despised in both Aus and SA as well due to his habit of two-facedly writing contradictory things depending on whose paying him. The internet has caught him out. Enough Roebuck - onto the game!)
 
Prior out.. injured playing football this a.m.?

Is true, what an idiot -as the BBC say:

Matt Prior has apparently done a knee playing football during the warm-up and it looks like Paul Collingwood is going to keep wicket, at least until another gloveman can arrive. Playing football on a wet outfield before an Ashes Test is as nonsensical as a bride doing a full workout down the gym in her dress an hour before she's due in church.
 
Not sure if Prior's in or out at the moment. It's either a shoulder strain, a hand injury or a back spasm, depending on who you believe.

eta: Or a knee injury.
 
Typical Roebuck to get it everso slightly wrong - yes, Kolpak is an issue (I can't see why the ECB pays counties money to employ non-qualified players in addition to the overseas ones) but Strauss left SA at 6? Prior at 11? Doesn't he know anything about society?
Kolpak is a major issue, and one that appears to be exacerbated by the disgusting exclusive Sky deal, which means that counties can afford to employ Kolpak players despite the penalties.

For me, it's all to do with where you learned your cricket. So, for instance, Devon Malcolm, despite only coming here when he was 16, quite rightly played for England, the country where he started playing the game. Likewise Strauss and Prior.

But Pietersen and Trott have no business playing for England, and really neither did Andy Caddick. The Kolpak players are to a man second-tier talent, not good enough to challenge for international places but battle-hardened and a relative bargain at £50 a year for what are in effect instant senior pros. That in turn severely limits the opportunities for younger players to come through. They aren't battle-hardened and in many cases will never get the chance to become so.
 
I can't see why the ECB pays counties money to employ non-qualified players in addition to the overseas ones
They don't. They pay a 'bonus' for every England-qualified player that plays, so the counties are penalised for playing Kolpakers. But not enough, evidently. The short-term interests of individual counties are in conflict with the long-term interests of the game.
 
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