The Ashes 2009

[liquidlunch]

touchy bout something cob?dont hold back now

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

No cunt wants to be not playing today, we're all revved and well up for fucking putting it up yer.

 

[liquidlunch]

why haven't you lot got arenas with rooves in this here 21st century then

 

[Upchuck]

Saved by wet weather once again you pommy baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaastards

 

[paulhackett]

why haven't you lot got arenas with rooves in this here 21st century then

Coming from someone still bangin on as if its 1932/33..

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Given the situation with the game it's hardly England who'd be happy with a rained off draw at the moment is it?

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Liquidlunch- maybe if you were better at bowling tailenders out you wouldn't be 1-0 down. Oh, but its the umpires fault i guess.

Oh and some advice:Its weather, DEAL with it.

 

[strung out]

some of you lot are coming across well eggy btw. not liquidlunch either.

 

[Wilf]

Given the situation with the game it's hardly England who'd be happy with a rained off draw at the moment is it?

Probably, yes England were in the best position. However its not unimaginable that they could have done one of their specials and been all out for 250. Suspect they won't be that worried to lose the day.

 

[liquidlunch]

some of you lot are coming across well eggy btw. not liquidlunch either.

Spot on old son,Whats"eggy"?

 

[mrkikiet]

You stupid stupid stupid bitter bitter bitter bitter cocknosed cunt.

We all want to get on with playing, you arsewipe.
It's not our fault that the English weather sucks.
We want to get out there and smash you into oblivion.

What the fuck is wrong with you cunts anyway?

It's not as if you're India or some other place who we royally raped, the only Australians actually entitled to display genuine bitterness towards us are the aborigines, who you've treated like shit too, so there's no historical basis for your hatred.

Our team is firing, good, up for ti, and competing. Even if we lose I'll be happy cos we've made a real fist of it.

If you can find one single englishman who is happy with today i'll find you a beer in mecca.

pissed?

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Hopefully there's play today, certainly a better day here than yesterday but edgbastons far away.

 

[strung out]

Spot on old son,Whats"eggy"?

grumpy, moody, unnecessarily pissed off, aggressive!

 

[liquidlunch]

grumpy, moody, unnecessarily pissed off, aggressive!

thought that was normal thanks.Hope we have play today,i have that bastard flu so i intend to drink a large quantity of dark sugarcane rum to kill that germ right in the face.By stumps(230am our time)i should be cured short term

 

[Nemo]

Start at midday.

 

[Upchuck]

pommy baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaastards

 

[TrippyLondoner]

pommy baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaastards

stop sounding eggy

 

[baldrick]

Hopefully there's play today, certainly a better day here than yesterday but edgbastons far away.

where are you?

am about 5 miles away, it's looking ok. cloudy but not grey am torn now though, it's carnival day. gonna have to take my radio with me i think

 

[TrippyLondoner]

where are you?

am about 5 miles away, it's looking ok. cloudy but not grey am torn now though, it's carnival day. gonna have to take my radio with me i think

North london. Am gonna listen to the radio(online-not cricket tho!) while drinking and watching england bat i think.

 

[Relahni]

grumpy, moody, unnecessarily pissed off, aggressive!

eggy? That's what we used to call smelly farts when we were kids.

 

[Relahni]

Spot on old son

liquidlunch.

I can't stand some of your team. They come across as a bit wet tbh.

What's going on? Shane Warne and Glen McGrath need to give them a few lessons in agression.

If you lot draw or win the ashes, England should just quit cricket. Because if England can't beat your nambie pambies that you have sent over here, there is no hope.

 

[Santino]

Actual real cricket!

 

[TrippyLondoner]

omfg play has started

 

[paulhackett]

He's in front of you

 

[Nemo]

Soft dismissal for Strauss there.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Its never easy watching england bat. So glad i've got music on at the sametime.

 

[liquidlunch]

liquidlunch.

I can't stand some of your team. They come across as a bit wet tbh.

What's going on? Shane Warne and Glen McGrath need to give them a few lessons in agression.

If you lot draw or win the ashes, England should just quit cricket. Because if England can't beat your nambie pambies that you have sent over here, there is no hope.

you draw a long bow.How many of our team have you met?They are there to represent this country in the best way they can.If the weather is shit,the umpiring is shittier we are behind the 8ball.From the time your tail wagged severley it has been an uphill battle.I hope you will eat your words when our men deliver a win somehow(no idea how)
You may have forgotten we are missing Ckark and Lee,two aggressive bowlers for you.Without them our job was always going to be a struggle.I have no doubt that sometime soon England will crumble(as usual)and let us in again ITS AS SURE AS DEATH AND TAXES

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

pissed?

I think I was cross with The Train Line.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Whatever happens from now on, we've done something historical by ending 75 years of hurt at lords, that in itsself is a bonus.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Whatever happens from now on, we've done something historical by ending 75 years of hurt at lords, that in itsself is a bonus.

That shows what underachievers we are, thinking it's ag ood thing that we won a game at our most famous ground for the first time in 75 years.