The amount and pace of migration to the UK is unprecedented

[Magnus McGinty]

Non stop rain. Recession looming. Threats of nuclear Armageddon. Unaffordable energy. Tory wankers.

I’m surprised anyone is willing to take the risk for that particular prize but here we are.

 

[Smokeandsteam]

Bits of this thread were tragic, but now we've truly gone straight farce.

Plus it’s the only thread on here not titled ‘x’s time is up’. The end times…

 

[LDC]

He's been posting about how amazing crypto is...

That doesn't comes as a shock to me tbf.

 

[StakerOne]

lol. Does it count if my entire family is immigrants? My parents and their parents too, separately, all the way down like a stack of immigrant tortoises. Probably not.
I am not keen on doing business with you either, because you seem a bit bonkers and kind of unreliable.

No, but trust is in shor supply as meeting people on here is would be like trying to make new friends down the back of Euston Station.

 

[StakerOne]

1/ No.
2/ Yes
3/ No
4/ No. I speak with a fairly broad working class South-West London accent.
5/ Given the number of children born out-of-wedlock in the last 40 yrs, double-barreled surnames are quite common among working class people, you eejit.
6/ I complain about gentrification. I'm a tenant on a council estate. I complain about it because it forces working class families out of traditionally working class areas. Brixton, for example, is being whitewashed, & everything that makes it such a great place is fading away because of...gentrification.

Stick your generalisations up your arse, boy.

I'm proud to say I've never met anyone working class with a double barrelled surname.

You've brought up the gentrification of Brixton. Are you still living there?

 

[teuchter]

This thread has gone proper loon magnet. What weird bit of the forums has StakerOne been posting in since August before they pop up in here?

It's interesting how closely their list of red flags align with the typical urban75 poster profile - like a macine learning algorithm trained on a limited set of data.

 

[bimble]

I don’t think Euston station has a back.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

I'm proud to say I've never met anyone working class with a double barrelled surname.

I have. And it isn’t because they want to appear posh.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

He's been generally making a bit of an arse of himself

I'm proud to say I've never met anyone working class with a double barrelled surname.

He's at it again.

 

[8ball]

I have. And it isn’t because they want to appear posh.

He wouldn’t have pretended his name was Tommy Robinson if that was the case, would he?

 

[8ball]

It's interesting how closely their list of red flags align with the typical urban75 poster profile - like a macine learning algorithm trained on a limited set of data.

I don’t think there are that many vegans tbf.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

I don’t think there are that many vegans tbf.

The algorithm could be fooled into thinking there are, though.

I'm warming to the idea that SO is a bot.

 

[8ball]

The algorithm could be fooled into thinking there are, though.

I think it would have flagged up cyclists and kittens if it was programmed like that.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

The Putin bots we get occasionally are really obvious tbf. But the technology is evolving quickly.

I want SO to be a bot, so I think I'm going to decide that he is one. because why not.

Hello, bot. <waves>

 

[bluescreen]

I think it would have flagged up cyclists and kittens if it was programmed like that.

And a view on cheese/beans

 

[StakerOne]

I have. And it isn’t because they want to appear posh.

That's what happens when your crammed in with liberals. People wouldn't do that ona proper working class area.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

I'm proud to say I've never met anyone working class with a double barrelled surname.

This, though. It's a nearly human response. But not quite. It's not quite got the nuance about what kinds of things people might be proud to say.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

That's what happens when your crammed in with liberals. People wouldn't do that ona proper working class area.

Isn’t working class and liberal a false dichotomy?
I know plenty of working class liberals. You might find some on here.

 

[danny la rouge]

I want spaghetti hoops on toast but I don’t have any spaghetti hoops.

 

[8ball]

This, though. It's a nearly human response. But not quite. It's not quite got the nuance about what kinds of things people might be proud to say.

I’m inclined to put that down to the language database rather than the base algorithms or training data.

 

[8ball]

I want spaghetti hoops on toast but I don’t have any spaghetti hoops.

I heard in a room above a pub that the rich have spaghetti hoops every day.

 

[stethoscope]

Spelling out their double-barrelled names in alphabet spaghetti

 

[8ball]

Spelling out their double-barrelled names in alphabet spaghetti

It’s only Fortnum And Mason that make alphabetti spaghetti with hyphens.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Heinz are expensive nowadays. Proper delicacy.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Heinz are expensive nowadays. Proper delicacy.

Waitrose do own-brand spaghetti hoops. For the down-at-heel double-barrelled.

Boring spelling game, though.

oooo ooo o oooooo oo

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Waitrose do own-brand spaghetti hoops. For the down-at-heel double-barrelled.

Boring spelling game, though.

oooo ooo o oooooo oo

Noughts and crosses where you always win though.

 

[danny la rouge]

Spelling out their double-barrelled names in alphabet spaghetti

If they can do it with spaghetti hoops it’d be Ooo-oooo-oooo

 

[danny la rouge]

Damn you LBJ!

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Sounds a bit foreign.

 

[Ax^]

Plus it’s the only thread on here not titled ‘x’s time is up’. The end times…

i've not even posted on this thread