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Alligator in chains by the park gates.
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The scale of the rout under this projection means many of the Tories' biggest cabinet figures are now under threat in this campaign.
Jeremy Hunt, the chancellor, Grant Shapps, the defence secretary, Penny Mordaunt, the Commons leader, Victoria Prentis, the attorney general, Alex Chalk, the justice secretary, David Davies, the Welsh secretary and Johnny Mercer, the armed forces minister in the cabinet are all on course to lose their seats under this projection.
Twelve of the 26 members of the cabinet who are running for re-election are at risk in total. In addition, the future of Steve Baker, Cabinet Office minister, and Bim Afolami, Economic Secretary to the Treasury, and Lee Rowley, housing, planning and building safety minister, are all hanging in the balance, the projection suggests. Twenty-two of the 45 ministers of the government confirmed to stand are at risk.
I don't think Stuart Hall is criminal or sleazy enough the party of Jeremy Thorpe, Cyril Smith, and Clement Freudis it lib dem campaign policy that all their candidates wear stupid hats and dick about on water slides, inflatables and obstable courses like they're in some cutprice reboot of "its a knockout"? They just need stuart hall to do the comentary on July 4th "And here come the lib dems, .. they've played their joker! oh - but they're stuggling through the crazy castle .... AND ITS A LOST DESPOSIT!!"
Oh Noes how terrible, I suspect it will be less than than that but I can't imagine it being less than a 100 now. What I would like to see based on those figures is those 2 Green MP's being elected. A Green led Govt would be an unmitigated disaster but the one thing the Greens have done is to bring home the point that people are concerned (albeit to different degrees) about climate change and all major parties have a got a little bit more green tinged as a result. Driving this point over a bit more will be a good thing though I still suspect they might get pipped at the post.Just announced Sky News/YouGov MRP poll result -
Labour maj. 194 seats.
Labour - 422 (+221)
Tories - 140 (-232)
LDs - 48 (+40)
SNP - only 17! (-31)
Green - 2 (+1)
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A real man of the people.Nigel Farage has failed in seven previous attempts to be elected as an MP, having contested these elections …
1994 Eastleigh byelection (Votes 952, vote share 1.7%, 4th)
1997 Salisbury (3,332, 5.7%, 4th)
2001 Bexhill and Battle (3,474, 7.8%, 4th)
2005 South Thanet (2,079, 5%, 4th)
2006 Bromley and Chislehurst byelection (2,307, 8%, 3rd - Rachel Reeves was 4th)
2010 Buckingham (8,410, 17.4%, 3rd - running against speaker John Bercow. 2nd was John Stevens representing the Buckinghamshire Campaign for Democracy)
2015 South Thanet (16,026, 32.4%, 2nd)
Aaah got youIts because you just had a quote in your reply.
Shapps just called one of the presenters live on Sky News, he answered asking what Shapps thought about this poll, and that he would be losing his seat, Shapps just hung up.
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(can people not on twitter still see videos?)
Shapps just called one of the presenters live on Sky News, he answered asking what Shapps thought about this poll, and that he would be losing his seat, Shapps just hung up.
Could be interesting to watchOh, even better, Shapps is due to be interviewed by Sophy Ridge on her Sky 7pm show, I wonder if he'll turn up.
This is the funniest election ive ever had the misfortune to watch
Essex owes me at least a little fun after all these years of accepting its existenceBlow it up with high explosives pulverise into brick dust, load the brick dust into a rocket and fire the rocket into the heart of the sun
I have to assume he'll be announcing he's standing down, and actually made this decision weeks ago but wanted to tell his staff first, and Alice was on annual leave for a couple of weeks, then Gary was off sick...Oh, even better, Shapps is due to be interviewed by Sophy Ridge on her Sky 7pm show, I wonder if he'll turn up.
Bit higher, bit faster. Fingers crossed.I genuinely hope that Farage's Clacton campaign matches the high-flying feats of his Buckingham one.
Instantly gave me a Daftpunk ear wormBit higher, bit faster. Fingers crossed.
Photos below, of Alice and Gary, along with Michael, Corinne and Sebastian:I have to assume he'll be announcing he's standing down, and actually made this decision weeks ago but wanted to tell his staff first, and Alice was on annual leave for a couple of weeks, then Gary was off sick...
No, none of the staff are available for comment, please respect their privacy at this difficult time.
Do you think this will mean he has to fly in any more small planes?
Fair play to the LibDems...
For some reason twitter posts are not appearing for me, so here's a screen grab for anyone else having this problem.
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I think you'll find he is.I don't think Stuart Hall is criminal or sleazy enough the party of Jeremy Thorpe, Cyril Smith, and Clement Freud
Yeah, I've been trolling like a right fucker, but posts not showing up either.I have a twitter account, but no twitter posts on here are showing up today.