chilango
Hypothetical Wanker
They probably have a megaphone.
The 2024 UK General Election - news, speculation and updates
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Silas Loom
Advanced. Forthright. Signifficant.
Your instinct was right, done for the lols by somebody on X called @bengolik
But if people misattribute memes they like to Labour, much as they misattribute anything they think is clever to Einstein, all the better.
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
There's a fellow called Galloway standing for the Worker's Party in Rochdale. Sounds promising, anyone know anything about him?
PR1Berske
Alligator in chains by the park gates.
Holborn and St Pancras
Brick, Nick the Incredible Flying - The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
Clinton, Charlie - Liberal Democrats
Feinstein, Andrew Josef - no description
Islam, Wais - Independent
Kumar, Senthil - Independent
Malik, Mehreen - The Conservative Party Candidate
Poynton, John Edmund - UK Independence Party
Roberts, David - Reform UK
Scripps, Tom - Socialist Equality Party
Smith, Bobby Elmo - no description
Stansell, David Robert - Green Party
Starmer, Keir - Labour Party
Brick, Nick the Incredible Flying - The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
Clinton, Charlie - Liberal Democrats
Feinstein, Andrew Josef - no description
Islam, Wais - Independent
Kumar, Senthil - Independent
Malik, Mehreen - The Conservative Party Candidate
Poynton, John Edmund - UK Independence Party
Roberts, David - Reform UK
Scripps, Tom - Socialist Equality Party
Smith, Bobby Elmo - no description
Stansell, David Robert - Green Party
Starmer, Keir - Labour Party
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Ukip running against farage (why do ukip even bothet anymore?)
Newcastle upon Tyne East and Wallsend - UK General election 2024
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Still no Tory candidate in my constituency according to BBC.... yet the SDP have somehow managed to get someone to stand.
strung out
💩 🤣 🍆 💦 🧐 👻 🐝 🐈⬛
Sarah Webster for the Tories: Statement of persons nominated and Notice of Poll - Brighton Pavilion
gosub
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In other weird election news. Holly Valance has until 4pm to decide if she’ll stand for Reform. Apologies for the gbeebies link.
Holly Valance in talks with Reform UK to stand against Tories' Richard Holden
One friend said she was discussing the idea with the Reform now, adding: 'She has to decide by 4pm'www.gbnews.com
no chance of Dr Karl standing to sort out the nhs
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
A lot of candidates are last minute regardless of who they're for. Refuk are probably even worse at screening out the bad'uns that the Tories but the Tories have had to rush a lot more through. This guy is going to be the first of several from all parties to be outed between now and July 4.
Silas Loom
Advanced. Forthright. Signifficant.
I suppose the right can do internecine hatred and grudgebearing just as well as the left.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
The vermin who thought she was contesting #Woking
redsquirrel
This Machine Kills Progressives
Ta, wasn't on Wikipedia or on LBC. Thought it was weird that the Tories would not even stand a candidate
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Is that right; no vermin in Pav?
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Shammer bottom of the list; let's hope there's a fold and he's just below it!
redsquirrel
This Machine Kills Progressives
Nope see strung out 's post
No they're not. Wiki adds people when they declare and has been since the election was declared. Only eight of the Rishi seat ones were on there when you posted. The other three (including YouTube irritant Niko) have only been added in the last few minutes. The council websites are going to be ahead of Wiki for the full lists as that's where Wiki editors are getting them from.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Ok, just it’s my eldest’s constituency
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Yes i believe so.
Is the Ave the Roman party bloke standing?
"40% of all quotes on the internet are attributed to me." - Einstein
spitfire
Walty McWaltface
Blimey. Suppose he might get some of the cab driver vote.
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
WTF??? I've just looked at the polling cards and it seems I've been moved! I am not in Derbyshire South anymore but have been ethnically cleansed into the constituency of Derbyshire Dales. My chance to vote out Heather Wheeler has been snatched from me at the last moment! bunch of cunts! It seems I will have to try and vote out Sarah Dines instead.
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
In other weird election news. Holly Valance has until 4pm to decide if she’ll stand for Reform. Apologies for the gbeebies link.
Holly Valance in talks with Reform UK to stand against Tories' Richard Holden
One friend said she was discussing the idea with the Reform now, adding: 'She has to decide by 4pm'
No holly valance unless she stood in a different seat to that link.
Newton Abbot has
Labour
Lib Dem
Conservative
Reform
Green
Also
South Devon Alliance (some representation on Teignbridge council; with one of their councillors being the brother of Mark Knopfler)
Volt (pro European reformists)
Heritage Party (gammony types who like castles and stately homes I assume)
So basically nothing for anyone on the left to vote for.
Likely to be very tight between Tory and Lib Dems (I reckon the winner will have a majority in the low hundreds). The local Tory MP is useless and anonymous, as well as being a Tory, she can’t even claim to be a good constituency MP, so is definitely worth getting rid of.
Labour
Lib Dem
Conservative
Reform
Green
Also
South Devon Alliance (some representation on Teignbridge council; with one of their councillors being the brother of Mark Knopfler)
Volt (pro European reformists)
Heritage Party (gammony types who like castles and stately homes I assume)
So basically nothing for anyone on the left to vote for.
Likely to be very tight between Tory and Lib Dems (I reckon the winner will have a majority in the low hundreds). The local Tory MP is useless and anonymous, as well as being a Tory, she can’t even claim to be a good constituency MP, so is definitely worth getting rid of.
PursuedByBears
Go stick your head in a pig
Excellent candidate name
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
it's a split from UKIP - antivax, homophobic, transphobic.
Imagine being too nasty to be in ukip
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