Nigel Farage

[spitfire]

Looks like it was 2 coffee cups from a bin outside a building site and he managed to get more on himself than Farage.

 

[Serge Forward]

I reckon a piano pushed off a tall building might do the trick, that’d learn him for swanning about in an open top bus.

 

[steveo87]

2 questions.
1 Will he make it through to election day without suffering an injury, serious or not ?
2. Do I give a fuck ?

Until somebody does something substantial (ie acid fingers crossed) all it will do is galvanise the far right that the 'left is out of control' and that 'they' are the real danger.

 

[hitmouse]

2 questions.
1 Will he make it through to election day without suffering an injury, serious or not ?
2. Do I give a fuck ?

Do you reckon we can persuade him to fly around in one of them little planes again?

 

[tim]

I reckon a piano pushed off a tall building might do the trick, that’d learn him for swanning about in an open top bus.

Bribe the driver to go under a low bridge.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

A Falange Supporter. What is this old git doing on tiktok?

 

[TopCat]

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Maybe the timely "diary mix-up" is not such a surprise:

Nigel Farage's BBC Panorama grilling cancelled at last minute over 'confusion'

Susan Hall’s more mad sister?

 

[TopCat]

it could become part of an annual folk tradition like Cooper's Hill cheese rolling or that gurning competition in wherever it is in Cumbria - The Barnsley Cement Chucking Fete or the Clacton Milkshake Charivari?

Make them eat wet cement then roll them down a steep hill?

 

[Orang Utan]

Farage should be endorsing upholding longstanding folk traditions, surely? So he couldn't possibly object

Charivari - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

"In the...most violent form, an alleged wrongdoer (or wrongdoers) might be dragged from his or her home or place of work and paraded by force through a community. In the process, the victim was subject to the derision of the crowd and might be pelted and was frequently dunked at the end of the proceedings."

 

[DaveCinzano]

Do you reckon we can persuade him to fly around in one of them little planes again?

Hang glider, pebbles in his pockets, trousers round his ankles, hands gaffataped to the control bar, off the White Cliffs of Dover, GOD SAVE THE KING

 

[Dogsauce]

Hang glider, pebbles in his pockets, trousers round his ankles, hands gaffataped to the control bar, off the White Cliffs of Dover, GOD SAVE THE KING

Has Ed Davey done a hang glider yet?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Has Ed Davey done a hang glider yet?

Would anyone notice?

 

[PR1Berske]

When you press "show balance" on the cash machine

 

[DaveCinzano]

When you press "show balance" on the cash machine

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THE LIGHT! IT BUUUUUUUUUURNS!!!

 

[ddraig]

He's tweeted a video of the alleged VIOLENT cement slinger at a RMT rally/picket

 

[barlimo]

Farage reminds me of Screaming Lord Such founder of the so called Monster Ravng Looney Party. Screaming Lord Such ran for Parliament a total of 41 times from 1963 until his death in 1999 but never won a seat!

 

[two sheds]

At least they had sensible policies though.

 

[not a trot]

At least they had sensible policies though.

Introducing Crocodiles to the Thames. 1992 manifesto pledge.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

about to post on the urban synchronicity thread

 

[Dogsauce]

Introducing Crocodiles to the Thames. 1992 manifesto pledge.

Shame there weren’t a few about when Russell Brand got himself baptised. Being the Thames they would have already acquired a taste for turds.

 

[Ax^]

hmm liked the fact during the day quickly after his statement the object were downgraded to a can and empty cup

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[Karl Masks]

Objects in the racist view mirror may appear larger than they are

 

[Lurdan]

Archived version of article
Reform UK candidates are Facebook ‘friends’ with fascist leader - Times

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

Farage says he "will not surrender to the mob" after being pelted in Barnsley. By one person.

 

[two sheds]

left wing mob that hates Britain wasn't it?

 

[Elpenor]

left wing mob that hates Britain wasn't it?

Mates with Ed Miliband’s dad

 

[two sheds]

to be fair I think quite a few people were booing him at the time.

I would have thought it demonstrated that they love Britain, hate fascists

 

[dessiato]

A Falange Supporter. What is this old git doing on tiktok?

I think the UK should go back to what it was. A member of the EU, a more stable economy, fewer kids in poverty, a lesser need for working people to need food banks, yes, turn the clock back!

 

[starfish]

A Falange Supporter. What is this old git doing on tiktok?

"Return to good old British values & if you dont like them you can fuck off"

Ive googled British values (whatever that actually fucking means) & that old prick fails on 3 of them, tolerance, respect & individual liberty.