Farage is right about NATO. Sorry

[kebabking]

Staff officer material right there!

More ambition that that my friend - a true Commander of Armies only uses maps as something to wave a hand over.

Get a small enough scale map and a good hand can encompass a front from Marseille to Copenhagen, and sweep it to the Caspian Sea without any consideration for terrain, logistics or any enemy action.

Confidence and decisiveness. It's all you need...

 

[The39thStep]

See he hasn't got proper close protection yet, or maybe he has and isn't listening to them. Just a couple of roided up blokes who did a three day "CP Combat Course" from some bloke off the internet who himself did three months in the TA in the 90s and now works part time as a parking enforcement officer* in Essex...

(* Sorry likesfish , not all wardens...)

That actually will be Likefish

 

[ska invita]

How has this random nutter had a ten minute chat with Putin?

lawyers eh.

 

[DaveCinzano]

That actually will be Likefish

Recruiting NOW on Facebook Marketplace & NextDoor!

 

[DaveCinzano]

Confidence and decisiveness. It's all you need...

What about a plotting rod? All Map Bosses need a good plotting rod, surely?

 

[TopCat]

So NATO ordered the Kremlin to make Russian troops invade Ukraine and commit war crimes there?

Are you not coming up with a ridiculous abuse analogy then?

 

[Elpenor]

Are you not coming up with a ridiculous abuse analogy then?

The best analogies about the war tend to involve residents associations which makes me wonder if the posters are also active on Next Door

 

[NoXion]

Are you not coming up with a ridiculous abuse analogy then?

I went with a more historical one as a matter of fact. But I can go a step further if you'd like, and highlight the basic absurdity of blaming Group C (NATO) for the actions Group A (Russia) have taken against Group B (Ukraine). Is that sufficiently stripped of emotive baggage for you to drop the red herring?

 

[TopCat]

I went with a more historical one as a matter of fact. But I can go a step further if you'd like, and highlight the basic absurdity of blaming Group C (NATO) for the actions Group A (Russia) have taken against Group B (Ukraine). Is that sufficiently stripped of emotive baggage for you to drop the red herring?

The red herring belongs to Serge Forward

 

[NoXion]

The red herring belongs to Serge Forward

So you say, but he apparently can't be fucked dealing with your nonsense. Can't say I blame him. How about that statement from Farage, eh?

 

[scalyboy]

Does Putin also have a Farage pee pee video?

I glimpsed a snatch of it on that dark web - f****ing appalling. Like a Cronenberg nightmare.

Trump was naked save for a deer mask and was squatting down in an oligarch-sized shower with golden power shower unit.
Farage climbed in wearing jodhpurs & holding a pint of Abbot Ale in a tankard if you please, and proceeded to piss all over the Orangeman.

I'm told there are more shocking scenes involving a Henry the Hoover and a glass-topped coffee table but the jodhpur piss scene was all that I could stomach

 

[Pickman's model]

I glimpsed a snatch of it on that dark web - f****ing appalling. Like a Cronenberg nightmare.

Trump was naked save for a deer mask and was squatting down in an oligarch-sized shower with golden power shower unit.
Farage climbed in wearing jodhpurs & holding a pint of Abbot Ale in a tankard if you please, and proceeded to piss all over the Orangeman.

I'm told there are more shocking scenes involving a Henry the Hoover and a glass-topped coffee table but the jodhpur piss scene was all that I could stomach

Pls pass the mind bleach

 

[mojo pixy]

I think he's got a different rosette on - black and white, rather than pale blue. Some local indy/loon?

How far is Salisbury from Glastonbury?

Yes, I didn't notice tbh, small screen, sunny day, old eyes.

King Arthur Pendragon is standing as an independent candidate in Salisbury. (source)

Presume this was some multi-party hustings thing.

It was a hustings. Pendragon is an Independent. Also present (not in shot) were Barney Norris (Green), Julian Malins (Reform), Chris Harwood (Climate Party), John Glen (Conservative), Matt Aldridge (Labour) and Victoria Charleston (Liberal Democrats).

ETA: Apologies Puddy_Tat , I didn't see your earlier reply.

Yep, got it now

And I evidently owe King Arthur Pendragon an apology for blithely and inaccurately associating him with RefUK, he doesn't read urban but so it's on the record: sorry, I'm actually relieved to realise I was just chatting shit. I sometimes do, You know.

“I don’t actually need (a manifesto) as an independent,” he said.

Right you are too, King.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

He’s still a fucking nobber though.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

No he's not.

Fuck me, this has been done to death on the main Ukraine thread.

 

[cupid_stunt]

He’s still a fucking nobber though.

And, so is the OP, who hasn't even logged-in since starting this troll.

 

[Louis MacNeice]

Maybe something in the water has led to memory issues?

Gin?

Cheers - Louis MacNeice

 

[likesfish]

See he hasn't got proper close protection yet, or maybe he has and isn't listening to them. Just a couple of roided up blokes who did a three day "CP Combat Course" from some bloke off the internet who himself did three months in the TA in the 90s and now works part time as a parking enforcement officer* in Essex...

(* Sorry likesfish , not all wardens...)

We had to get rid of a ceo who thought wearing a pump up muscle suit to intimidate people was a good idea. I thought he was joking senior had to think how to explain this wasn’t allowed because nobody had thought of this.
SIA private security firms are much more walty you can’t really look like a paramilitary operator on a bicycle while wearing a high viz

 

[2hats]

Gin?

Nina Ricci's Premier Jour.

 

[The39thStep]

The best analogies about the war tend to involve residents associations which makes me wonder if the posters are also active on Next Door

You wouldn’t be saying that if your garage was set alight and and some Americans started playing in your back garden .

 

[keybored]

The beardy next to him appears to be that motorbike cod-druid "king arthur pendragon" who does the solstice shtick .. sadly unsurprised to see him supporting Refuck

He's like the Brit Jacob Chansley. What is it with eccentric weirdos and shit politics?

 

[Spymaster]

The beardy next to him appears to be that motorbike cod-druid "king arthur pendragon" ...

I'm pretty sure that's Kenny Rogers.

"I set out to get you with a fine tooth comb, I was soft inside ...."

 

[gosub]

lawyers eh.

Cunt doesn't even mention 123metre high cathedrals

 

[likesfish]

That actually will be Likefish

that's harsh and unfair even I don't take civillian close protection courses officers seriously ran into a "team" looking after their principal outside stanmer house the main threat being me on a bicyce a dog walker and the Nordic walking exercise group . They seemed to be enjoying themselves though.

 

[King Biscuit Time]

Farage just thinks the UK is sovereign nation and should be free from the yoke of the EU and able to forge it's own swashbuckling way in the world without being told what to do by anyone.

But Ukraine? They aren't a real proper sovereign nation because they can only make their decisions and do their own thing if it doesn't make Russia feel bad

 

[dylanredefined]

Anecdote.

Ten years ago, I worked in a market intelligence vendor which had a deeply crappy suite of defence reports, Janes at half the price and a tenth of the accuracy. Not part of my division, but I was the most senior person available when an oddster from the Russian embassy turned up, wanting to buy that year’s output of reports while insisting on paying in cash from a suitcase. For hard copies. I fobbed him off, but apparently someone else had fewer scruples and let the deal go through.

Point of the anecdote: use of cash for overseas operational needs seems to be their custom even outside of covert contexts, and when it’s really weird and unusual to do so.

Probably retyped it to make it look like their own work . One former kgb spy said they did that with leaflets from Farnborough.

 

[sleaterkinney]

I did wonder when the left would pivot towards him, here’s Corbyn advisor (and former STWC chair lol) Murray’s glowing article in the Morning Star.

 

[Silas Loom]

Probably retyped it to make it look like their own work . One former kgb spy said they did that with leaflets from Farnborough.

That makes a lot of sense. You’d have thought that soft copies would have been easier to plagiarise, though.

 

[mojo pixy]

But of everyone slagging him off. Beneficial? Get his core vote riled up? I’m not certain what his game is here.

Well he's got the far-right tory plus the actual fash votes all sewn up, a fair showing of apolitical conspiraloons in his corner, maybe he's after reaching for some red-brown alienated-from-labour lefties who might hate him but hate galloway even more.

So you think he was shoring up his voter base with these statements?

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And right on cue, a Morning Star front page

Welcome comrade Farage, to the anti-imperialism camp (not the anti-Russian-imperialism camp obvs but I guess everyone has to start somewhere...)

 

[krtek a houby]

Red brown? The enemy of my enemy? Bizarro world?