Massive worldwide IT outage, hitting banks, airlines, supermarkets, broadcasters, etc. [19th July 2024]
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Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
If the NHS GP system round here crashed, no one would notice.
Lord Camomile
Yipchaa!
They wanna try and find an OHP and some acetate, blow that thing up twice as large and at a higher position so more can see it.No pressure mate, but here's a white board and marker.
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In Delhi Airport, after going through security, there is one person at Terminal 3 who is in charge of updating a whiteboard by hand with gate information.
Yes, yes I think this is a helpful contribution
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
They always have the backup of verballing suspects, and sitting mob-handed round a table in the canteen with their notebooks and pencils and a tongue sticking out
Skinny Ethel
Well-Known Member
Empty skies apart from seagulls and that here abouts. Was walking to Aldi thinking watch all these electric cars stop then missiles striking us and will the shops say free cider because the tills are down but no.
tommers
It was... Rebekah Vardy's account
I can't stop thinking about the CSRs. Those poor fuckers. "yes, it's too early to tell at the moment but we think there was an incorrect update to one of the channel fil... Well, if you'll let me finish sir we... Yes, I understand... Yes, we'll look into possible credits once.. Yes, sir I do understand your frustrati.. No, I'm not being dismiss... OK, let me speak to the engineers and see if we can get this sorted as soon as poss... Yes, OK sir, thank you".
Next call.
That for 8 hours.
Next call.
That for 8 hours.
planetgeli
There's no future in England's dreaming
Well CBBs is down so maybe a temper tantrum.
Lord Camomile
Yipchaa!
Aye, was just thinking there's going to be a lot of people angrily demanding things of people who can do absolutely fuck all about the situation.
planetgeli
There's no future in England's dreaming
Guy on the beeb saying that the insurance claims and corporate lawsuits could bring Microsoft down
Oh. Maybe there is a God.
tommers
It was... Rebekah Vardy's account
Lots of whom don't even work for Crowdstrike.
Lord Camomile
Yipchaa!
Oh, no, that's exactly who I meant.
What's someone on the phones at Thameslink or on the tills at Gail's supposed to do about any of this? Literally nothing to do with any part of the system, whether inside their own org or beyond, but they'll be the ones dealing with the angry public.
A380
How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?
That’s because bespoke systems that half work and were provided by someone who persuaded the chief constable / commissioner that they could do the job for five magic beans are normally based on proprietary software that’s 20 years out of date…
andysays
Love and solidarity
Boris Sprinkler
Dont be scared
I’m not sure how. Unless they own crowdstrike.Guy on the beeb saying that the insurance claims and corporate lawsuits could bring Microsoft down
The fact that their computers crash is a known bug. People still buy Microsoft.
emanymton
A cat politely sat on the flaming gardener.
I just checked the trains near me and they seem normal. By which I mean half of them were canceled or late.I hope I'm gonna be able to get on the train later
ska invita
back on the other side
If peoples computers are getting bricked this isn't going to get sorted until everyone buys new computers....
For some institutions that's... Months...years..... To get working again
Right?
For some institutions that's... Months...years..... To get working again
Right?
Well I don't know if they own them but the buck surely stops with them. They shouldn't have been allowed to roll out this update without MS's engineers thoroughly testing it and approving it.
cupid_stunt
Merry fecking Christmas.
I am finding it fascinating watching Sky News, as they struggle without most of their computers, one presenter was having to read out the latest headlines from her phone, but overall they're handling it well TBH.
emanymton
A cat politely sat on the flaming gardener.
Best day at work ever.
tommers
It was... Rebekah Vardy's account
We'll get a Root Cause Analysis to you once we've resolved the issue and investigated thoroughly.
2hats
Dust.
Or had the sense to build heterogeneous systems and not lock themselves into particular proprietary vendors.
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
If it doesn't get fixed over the weekend they're allowed to bring in board games next week
RevolutionSound
Well-Known Member
What a ridiculous way to run the world
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
In Nairobi?
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Better hope it hasn't affected the tealeaf gates
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
In Nairobi?
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