8ball
Decolonise colons!
It's just bollux, either way. A contract only exists if the two parties agree it.
What you say has resonance, but I fear the ship called "things that make sense" has already sailed to a distant land.
I have a thing I am being pressured to sign at work which allows various companies and governmental entities in other countries to access information about me. It is considered 'voluntary' at least in terms of how it is worded, and I have missed the 'deadline' for signing. Pressure is being applied gently at this point, but it is going to ramp up during the coming week. Where I work, people sign all manner of things that they do not understand (this thing does not seem particularly harmful, but if they are going to call it 'voluntary', then I am going to make them work to get my signature).
It's just how things work in our post-democratic utopia.