England V Switzerland Saturday 6/7 @17:00

[hash tag]

Wonder how many touches Kane had?

The commentators were heard to ask where he was. To be fare, if we don't try and attack he won't be involved.

A totally riveting game.

 

[Monte]

Aha

I think I know there is French and German, but what are the other two?

Italian and Klingon.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Both sides deserve to lose.

Boring negative football. It’s not even good watching. Might go & finish painting the insides of Mrs B’s pine drawers.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Only boring people get bored.

It’s boring. It’s negative. It’s fucking wank.

 

[Epona]

Boring negative football. It’s not even good watching. Might go & finish painting the insides of Mrs B’s pine drawers.

Please let that be a euphemism...

 

[hash tag]

I doubt they would manage to score even if they were in Hamburg.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Please let that be a euphemism...

She’s purchased an antique pine chest of drawers, & she’s been painting

 

[Superdupastupor]

weltweit

Italian and Romansh

and centuries of folk settling for religious reason and being in the middle of Europe really

eta: Ladino and Yiddish too!

 

[hash tag]

Lineker is suggesting more of the same.
A result tonight would be good.

 

[Wilf]

Southgate will probably take Saka and Mainoo off on 70 minutes.

 

[hash tag]

Highlights later?
What highlights.

 

[Spymaster]

I'm not sure what match the pundits been watching

They're obviously not genuinely deluded so they must be under instructions not to be negative.

I left a cricket match early for this shit.

 

[hash tag]

The game is just full of holes

 

[hash tag]

I'm struggling to contain my excitement.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Only boring people get bored.

Didn't say he was bored, said England were boring

 

[MrCurry]

I’m revising my prediction down to 1-0. They can’t seem to get anywhere close to a shot on goal, so if if happens will be a one off.

 

[pbsmooth]

Why did the lemons on the BBC panel pretend it was entertaining and England were good? Shite again basically

 

[Mr.Bishie]

I’m revising my prediction down to 1-0. They can’t seem to get anywhere close to a shot on goal, so if if happens will be a one off.

Same.

0-0 England win on pens

 

[Wilf]

I'm struggling to contain my excitement.

It's bladder for me.

 

[planetgeli]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[SpookyFrank]

The game is just full of holes

That's golf you're thinking of.

 

[hash tag]

It comes down to age old post match question, would you rather see a good match with lots of goals or would you prefer to see a win?

 

[hash tag]

That's golf you're thinking of.

Cheesy

 

[Monte]

The game is just full of holes

Don't be Em mental.

 

[Wilf]

It comes down to age old post match question, would you rather see a good match with lots of goals or would you prefer to see a win?

A fight and multiple sending offs would do me.

 

[Wilf]

I bet its like this when Keir Starmer plays football.

 

[Lord Camomile]

It comes down to age old post match question, would you rather see a good match with lots of goals or would you prefer to see a win?

I don't even care for a lot of goals. Just some will and imagination, thanks.

And I've always said that how you win matters, and if we won playing god-awful football, it would definitely take some of the joy out of it for me.

 

[hash tag]

Sleepwalking. They are finding it difficult to wake up when the Swiss start to attack.

 

[SpookyFrank]

I bet its like this when Keir Starmer plays football.

I reckon Starmer is the only man alive who could lose a football match nil-nil.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

I reckon Starmer is the only man alive who could lose a football match nil-nil.

Revising my prediction - 0-0 The Swiss to win on pens