England V Switzerland Saturday 6/7 @17:00

[Lord Camomile]

Luke Shaw could be coming on?? For less than 15 minutes??!

Gareth, you have a very impressive record, but... dafuq??

 

[tommers]

Lol. Luke Shaw to save the day

 

[SpookyFrank]

Take Mainoo off? For fucks sake.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Mainoo and Bellingham coming off?!?!?!

Sweet. Jesus.

Ha, did Jude just pull a "nah, mate, why don't you check again, eh?"

 

[Mr.Bishie]

 

[Lord Camomile]

Take Mainoo off? For fucks sake.

Yeah, Bellingham staying on is a relief, but Mainoo has been one of our most threatening players the whole game

 

[May Kasahara]

Run at them ffs

 

[Spymaster]

Mainoo and Bellingham coming off?!?!?!

Sweet. Jesus.

Ha, did Jude just pull a "nah, mate, why don't you check again, eh?"

They put the wrong number on the board, ffs!

"You've got ONE job"

 

[Lord Camomile]

SAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

 

[Monte]

Never in doubt...

 

[Wilf]

Oh!

 

[planetgeli]

Oh. Well done. Could have done it earlier.

 

[tommers]

Yes boss.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Foookin' 'ell, that was a proper good goal.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Good auld Saka

 

[tommers]

Brilliant goal.

 

[blairsh]

Fair fucks Saka, good one

 

[two sheds]

Fucking hell I was thinking "don't shoot from there he's not going to shoot from there"

 

[smmudge]

OK that was good though.

Southgate actually looks disappointed.

 

[Steel Icarus]

The Swiss made substitited to try and win the game, we've made them to save it. That tells you everything about Southgate's approach to this tournament.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

oh heck, this might mean another half hour of this...

 

[blairsh]

Alan Shearer has a semi now

 

[Wilf]

Shaw's rubbish get him off.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Lol, missed the goal as was posting about how shit we are

 

[May Kasahara]

OK that was good though.

Southgate actually looks disappointed.

Lol, I just said to Mr K "Southgate looks like someone's shat in his cereal".

 

[Lord Camomile]

Ok, I think I have it: Southgate's approach to subs is modelled on Kelly Holmes' approach to mid-distance running.

Leave it late, almost alarmingly late, then surprise them all the way to the finish line.

 

[May Kasahara]

Lol, missed the goal as was posting about how shit we are

Quintessence of England

 

[Lord Camomile]

Fucking hell I was thinking "don't shoot from there he's not going to shoot from there"

This is almost certainly one of my most common thoughts when either playing or watching football.

 

[Wilf]

Lol, missed the goal as was posting about how shit we are

Aye but the moaning is the best bit.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Bloody hell, that was one where it'd almost have been better as a more traditional 'weaker foot' cross.