England V Switzerland Saturday 6/7 @17:00

[Mr.Bishie]

Utter fucking crap this.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Does it have a thing for removing horseshoes? I always need one of those.

I think that's Xhaka.

 

[strung out]

We’re going to get to the final again and everyone will want the manager sacked

 

[Lord Camomile]

Mainoo and Saka have been our most useful players in attack by far.

 

[Lord Camomile]

We’re going to get to the final again and everyone will want the manager sacked

Well, going to someone else's tournament and then having the temerity winning it ourselves... it's not very polite, is it?

He's a nice fellow, good chap, but just can't be having that sort of attitude, especially when charged with stewarding these impressionable young boys on their trip abroad.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

This is loads better than previous games, but that's faint praise.

 

[Wilf]

The Swiss strip is really bad isn't it?

That was going to be my one meaningful contribution to the thread.

 

[strung out]

This is loads better than previous games, but that's faint praise.

We’re getting better as the quality of each opponent improves. Just wait until you see our performance vs Spain in the final!

 

[Spymaster]

Utter fucking crap this.

Both sides deserve to lose.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

We’re getting better as the quality of each opponent improves. Just wait until you see our performance vs Spain in the final!

That's it. It's really difficult to be so much better than the opposition, we need a challenge to rise above.

 

[strung out]

The thin strip of sunlight on the top right of the pitch is putting the players off. Things will improve in the second half once it’s moved.

 

[Wilf]

Gone back to being shit again

 

[Steel Icarus]

With Saka and Xhaka on the pitch I've lost count of the number of times Mrs SI has said "when the walls fell"

 

[Lord Camomile]

Tbf, we're doing a damn sight better than Italy did.

 

[Superdupastupor]

Rodrigas isn't a very Swiss sounding name.

about 25% of the Swiss populaion were born in anoher country,

for example there are 252k Portuguese living there (about 4% of all living Portugueses)

and a swiss surname? there are 4 candidate languages from where one could originate

 

[Monte]

I'm having salted caramel ice cream despite the fact it's raining outside.
I'm just hoping we win so I have to have it every game from now on.
Come on England.

 

[A380]

Disappointed the BBC don't have Andy Swiss doing more this match.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Damn you, Xhakaaaaaa!!!

 

[A380]

Rodrigas isn't a very Swiss sounding name.

Do you want them all called Toblerone?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Do you want them all called Toblerone?

I may or may not have already been browsing the Toblerone website

 

[tommers]

Controlled the game but not produced much.

Great block from Xhaka.

 

[weltweit]

about 25% of the Swiss populaion were born in anoher country,

for example there are 252k Portuguese living there (about 4% of all living Portugueses)

Aha

and a swiss surname? there are 4 candidate languages from where one could originate

I think I know there is French and German, but what are the other two?

 

[hash tag]

They are playing a very nice safe game and keeping possession well.

 

[tommers]

Aha

I think I know there is French and German, but what are the other two?

Italian and Esperanto.

 

[Wilf]

Wonder how many touches Kane had?

 

[Spymaster]

They are playing a very nice safe game and keeping possession well.

It's a boring load of old shit.

 

[tommers]

It's a boring load of old shit.

Only boring people get bored.

 

[Steel Icarus]

I'm not sure what match the pundits been watching

 

[SpookyFrank]

I think I know there is French and German, but what are the other two?

Italian and Romansh

 

[zedr]

trippier needs to come off. we're not able to stretch them on the left because he's unable to take anyone on down the line. sakas done much better but it would help them to pick up the pace of the game.