Census 2021

[kabbes]

Yeah your mum says I'm important to

Important to what? The off-licence?

 

[Artaxerxes]

Important to what? The off-licence?

Maybe it was impotent? I was busy climbing out the window so wasn't paying much attention

 

[muscovyduck]

You could just fill the form in, safe in the knowledge that the government really doesn’t give a shit about people like you. And even though you’d like to think being an active member of some backwater quasi-political forum makes you an “enemy of the state”, the reality is: you’re not important enough. Even the “top brass” HERE at Urban75 are not important enough, and for all their bluster, I’ll bet they fastidiously complete their tax returns each year. Or pay some accountant to do it for them.

Dude it was a joke, I already filled the form in, calm down

 

[kenny g]

The form shall not be filled.

 

[Serge Forward]

Dude it was a joke, I already filled the form in, calm down

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!

 

[editor]

Even the “top brass” HERE at Urban75 are not important enough, and for all their bluster, I’ll bet they fastidiously complete their tax returns each year. Or pay some accountant to do it for them.

What the fuck are you on about?

 

[andysays]

Never mind...

 

[Raheem]

"The top brass"

I like the idea of Comrade FridgeMagnet being chauffeured around with a little anarchist flag fluttering on the bonnet

Birthday present idea.

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

Hey guys I've got an idea for a census campaign. What if we get as many people as possible to claim they live at the same address? That'd really fuck the whole thing up

Or you could cunningly sprinkle your textual answers with asterisks, so they would have to guess parts of the answers (see above). This would have the added advantage that they could never be totally sure who they had to take to court.

 

[muscovyduck]

Or you could cunningly sprinkle your textual answers with asterisks, so they would have to guess parts of the answers (see above). This would have the added advantage that they could never be totally sure who they had to take to court.

fill it out in wingdings

 

[Spanner]

"people like you"

"you're not important enough"

Ugh.

I was going to say “us” and “we”, but it didn’t seem appropriate given how far apart our opinions on most things are.

 

[Spanner]

This forum is “too paranoid”?
Projection on that scale is revealing.

You say projection, I say introspection...let’s call the whole thing off.

 

[Spanner]

What the fuck are you on about?

[name removed] do you have an accountant and do they sort out your tax return every year?

 

[muscovyduck]

I have an accountant who fills out my tax return and sprinkles it with asterisks, so HMRC have to guess part of the answers. I used to do it myself but I would put the wrong address down on there

 

[Spanner]

I have an accountant who fills out my tax return and sprinkles it with asterisks, so HMRC have to guess part of the answers. I used to do it myself but I would put the wrong address down on there

That’s a lie

 

[andysays]

****, do you have an accountant and do they sort out your tax return every year?

On first name terms with the guvnor already?

This will go well...

 

[krtek a houby]

I was going to say “us” and “we”, but it didn’t seem appropriate given how far apart our opinions on most things are.

"Most things"

 

[brogdale]

You say projection, I say introspection...let’s call the whole thing off.

Bye, then.

 

[editor]

-- do you have an accountant and do they sort out your tax return every year?

I. Don't use real names
2. No I don't have an accountant. I don't earn enough
3. Why is this any of your fucking business?
4. Oh and what was your previous name here?

 

[danny la rouge]

That’s a lie

What the fuck is this?

 

[krtek a houby]

What the fuck is this?

A tool of oppression

 

[Spanner]

On first name terms with the guvnor already?

This will go well...

Nowhere in the results of my Google search: “who is Urban75 editor” did it say “the editor does not permit his name to be mentioned on his own forum”. Maybe it says it in the T&Cs though, because I got some kind of reprimand for it.

 

[miss direct]

Sorry for another census question, but:
living in a shared house. Only been here a few weeks and don't particularly want my housemates knowing my business.
Was planning to get a code thing to fill in my own bit. But one housemate has taken it upon herself to complete the form the household, as her Mum told her she'd get a fine otherwise (?) and she's been knocking on my door and left a note asking for full names and giving a household code. Will the whole household be able to see what I put there if I use that code?

 

[Orang Utan]

Sorry for another census question, but:
living in a shared house. Only been here a few weeks and don't particularly want my housemates knowing my business.
Was planning to get a code thing to fill in my own bit. But one housemate has taken it upon herself to complete the form the household, as her Mum told her she'd get a fine otherwise (?) and she's been knocking on my door and left a note asking for full names and giving a household code. Will the whole household be able to see what I put there if I use that code?

I think you just need to call up and get an access code for yourself and then do it online

 

[Spanner]

I. Don't use real names
2. No I don't have an accountant. I don't earn enough
3. Why is this any of your fucking business?
4. Oh and what was your previous name here?

1. Your name is in the public domain.
2. No comment
3. Didn’t realise this was EchoChamber75 forums. Have we got to agree with the opinions of the owners/most popular posters here?
4. The Scarlet Bloody Pimpernel

 

[Puddy_Tat]

I think you just need to call up and get an access code for yourself and then do it online

yes, that's what i think

and tell housemate that's what you're doing

 

[Spanner]

On first name terms with the guvnor already?

This will go well...

Thing is, to you “the guvnor” is someone you know and clearly revere.
But to me,”the guvnor” is a stranger who I have no affinity with.
That might explain our differences.

 

[belboid]

Sorry for another census question, but:
living in a shared house. Only been here a few weeks and don't particularly want my housemates knowing my business.
Was planning to get a code thing to fill in my own bit. But one housemate has taken it upon herself to complete the form the household, as her Mum told her she'd get a fine otherwise (?) and she's been knocking on my door and left a note asking for full names and giving a household code. Will the whole household be able to see what I put there if I use that code?

How to request a paper census - Census 2021

census.gov.uk

 

[andysays]

Thing is, to you “the guvnor” is someone you know and clearly revere.
But to me,”the guvnor” is a stranger who I have no affinity with.
That might explain our differences.

Just to make it clear, the rules here are that you don't use anyone's real name.

I've never met editor IRL, and while we have frequently had differences of opinion on various subjects, I am grateful to him for the online community he has created and still maintains for all of us.

I also recognise that he unfortunately has to put up with all sorts of shit, both here and IRL, precisely because of his position as the "figurehead" of Urban. So when mouthy unknowns like you turn up and start using his real name in the way you've done, alarm bells start to ring and some of us feel protective.

Maybe it's all been a terrible misunderstanding, and you're really a wonderful person who will turn out to be a valued member of our community, but up to now, from what I've seen, you're behaving like a bit of a cunt.

 

[marty21]

Mrs21 did our return , I trust she was accurate .