Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
That’s your post though, not anyone elses
Census 2021
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“Jerk offs like you”...
Right, my response to the racist comment.
Humberto
Dark! Dark! England's army! Liverfuckingpool
Here.
It always ends with a personal insult - e.g. muppet. If you want to fight me, do it on an intellectual level, don’t resort to name calling. Anyone can call a muppet a spade.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
what racist comment?
andysays
Love and solidarity
- It's clearly not a grave, because it's the wrong shape
- I would call the tool pictured a shovel, not a spade, but you can call it a spade if you want, though not draw the inference you appear to be drawing
- My post was intended as a reference to the well known saying "When you're in a hole, stop digging" and the fact that you have continued to dig yourself ever deeper
How do people not just stick this kind of troll straight in ignore?
if you read this, kabbes, you have some navel-gazing to do...
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
How do people not just stick this kind of troll straight in ignore?
Trolls, royalists and other assorted planks need taking down, otherwise they just keep on coming. And getting away with their nonsense. And attracting more cunts to urban, if left unchecked.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Shit, and I've been a member of Urban all this time because I thought the top brass here had some kind of influence.
Gutted.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
I see the charm offensive is excellently fulfilling at least the "offensive" bit. Jolly good, well done. Your old mum would be proud of you.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
I think it's just a tool.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Yep. Never seen the old guard quite as comprehensively outsmarted as you have just done. What an intellect! What rapier wit! What economy of expression! You'll be a mod in no time, at this rate.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Suggesting that you should stop digging is calling you a racist? How's that work, then? Assume I am much thicker than you...
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Such a thing could never be
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
He's off his rocker but that won't make him a mod
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
It'd be unfair to fight you on an intellectual level as you've clearly come to a battle of wits unarmed
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
(((poor misunderstood spanner)))
editor
hiraethified
I don't make any money from this website at all, you clueless, stupid, ignorant, unpleasant waft of trolling buffoonery.Yeah, I didn’t appreciate that the owner of this website has to “put up with all sorts of shit”.
Not just on the platform he created and which which he makes his living from, but “...in real life” too...unlike the rest of us, I suppose
Does anyone want this idiot to stay here?
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Well, it's good to have something to wipe our boots on...
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Get rid.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
I see that PeaceNews have put together some "Demilitarise the census" advice for those folk willing to engage with the census, but keen to disrupt and cost Leidos as much money as possible. Their reasoning is that they don't want to undermine the accuracy of the census by a blanket boycott but believe there is a maximum to the amount Leidos will be paid by the government, however much the census actually costs. So, if lots of people increase the cost of processing their forms, that will reduce the profit Leidos makes from this operation.
If you are okay with filling out the census, but want to minimise Leidos’s profits , we have some suggestions below – a more detailed guide from 2011 is available on the PN website.
Our guide
You may want to try one or more of these suggestions to reduce Leidos’s profits.
1) A paper copy
This is the most important step. If you fill in the census online, that reduces costs massively, and increases Leidos’s profit. So, you should ask for a paper form.
If you don’t have access to the internet, you can phone them up on 0800 328 2021. If you do have access to the internet, you can request the paper version from the census website:
www.tinyurl.com/peacenews3584
2) Upside down
If you write in the boxes upside down, it’s unlikely that the computer will be able to process your form, and a human will have to read those pages.
3) Think outside the box
Alternatively, write some or all of your answers outside the boxes they are meant to go into.
4) Staple it
If you give the wrong answer to a question, cross it out, then write the right answer on a bit of paper and staple it to the census form. Stapling means that page can’t be put through the computer scanner.
5) That’s torn it
With one or more of the pages, you might tear the page in half and then repair it with sellotape. This probably also means it can’t be put through the scanner.
6) Solid black
This is a bit time-consuming. Every page of the form has a unique barcode so that the form can be taken to pieces and the separate pages fed into a scanner.
If you fill in all the white space of a barcode, that page will have to be processed by a human. Don’t leave little bits of line sticking out at the top or bottom!
7) Use your own
Copy the Freepost address onto an envelope without a transparent window when you send back the form. This means a human has to open the envelope to start the processing.
Notes:
If you are okay with filling out the census, but want to minimise Leidos’s profits , we have some suggestions below – a more detailed guide from 2011 is available on the PN website.
Our guide
You may want to try one or more of these suggestions to reduce Leidos’s profits.
1) A paper copy
This is the most important step. If you fill in the census online, that reduces costs massively, and increases Leidos’s profit. So, you should ask for a paper form.
If you don’t have access to the internet, you can phone them up on 0800 328 2021. If you do have access to the internet, you can request the paper version from the census website:
www.tinyurl.com/peacenews3584
2) Upside down
If you write in the boxes upside down, it’s unlikely that the computer will be able to process your form, and a human will have to read those pages.
3) Think outside the box
Alternatively, write some or all of your answers outside the boxes they are meant to go into.
4) Staple it
If you give the wrong answer to a question, cross it out, then write the right answer on a bit of paper and staple it to the census form. Stapling means that page can’t be put through the computer scanner.
5) That’s torn it
With one or more of the pages, you might tear the page in half and then repair it with sellotape. This probably also means it can’t be put through the scanner.
6) Solid black
This is a bit time-consuming. Every page of the form has a unique barcode so that the form can be taken to pieces and the separate pages fed into a scanner.
If you fill in all the white space of a barcode, that page will have to be processed by a human. Don’t leave little bits of line sticking out at the top or bottom!
7) Use your own
Copy the Freepost address onto an envelope without a transparent window when you send back the form. This means a human has to open the envelope to start the processing.
Notes:
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
Bin him off please.
Get rid please.
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moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
No. Obvious returner. (No idea who exactly).
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