Census 2021

[wibb45]

Anyone who willingly gives any information to the government is party to the abuses of that government. In a fascist dictatorship like the f(uk) I wouldn't willingly give anything to the scum in government, who should all be rooted out and ***led. Be a slave to millionaires if you choose, I don't care. I will not.

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

Anyone who willingly gives any information to the government is party to the abuses of that government. In a fascist dictatorship like the f(uk) I wouldn't willingly give anything to the scum in government, who should all be rooted out and ***led. Be a slave to millionaires if you choose, I don't care. I will not.

Boiled?

 

[Serge Forward]

Bowled?

 

[Raheem]

Milled. Betcha.

 

[Serge Forward]

One too many letters

 

[Serge Forward]

Filled

 

[Serge Forward]

No, I give up. What is it?

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

Peeled!

 

[planetgeli]

Misled.

He wants to fuck with their minds. I like his style.

 

[Serge Forward]

Sounds right. What about billed, as in, sent an itemised bill? That'll put the shits up em

 

[Orang Utan]

I think it’s rickrolled - the asterisks do not literally represent the amount of letters missing

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

I think it’s rickrolled - the asterisks do not literally represent the amount of letters missing

If that's true then the whole competition is invalid and fraudulent.

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

If that's true then the whole competition is invalid and fraudulent.

think you've been misled?

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

boiled says I

 

[belboid]

It really oughta be polled

 

[muscovyduck]

Hey guys I've got an idea for a census campaign. What if we get as many people as possible to claim they live at the same address? That'd really fuck the whole thing up

 

[Spanner]

Hey guys I've got an idea for a census campaign. What if we get as many people as possible to claim they live at the same address? That'd really fuck the whole thing up

You could just fill the form in, safe in the knowledge that the government really doesn’t give a shit about people like you. And even though you’d like to think being an active member of some backwater quasi-political forum makes you an “enemy of the state”, the reality is: you’re not important enough. Even the “top brass” HERE at Urban75 are not important enough, and for all their bluster, I’ll bet they fastidiously complete their tax returns each year. Or pay some accountant to do it for them.

 

[Humberto]

Dunno man we like it. Dunno why you're here.

 

[Humberto]

Don't see why a forum/social media website has to be massive to have any value. I like it better for what it is.

 

[Spanner]

Dunno man we like it. Dunno why you're here.

History Lesson 1-You can’t fuck up the status quo from the outside.

 

[Humberto]

Don't really feel what you're saying there.

 

[Spanner]

Don't see why a forum/social media website has to be massive to have any value. I like it better for what it is.

They don’t, they simply need to aim at the right targets in the right way. But this forum doesn’t, unfortunately, because it is it too paranoid about the “outside world” and its own peculiar habits

 

[Humberto]

Thanks for the advice.

 

[brogdale]

They don’t, they simply need to aim at the right targets in the right way. But this forum doesn’t, unfortunately, because it is it too paranoid about the “outside world” and its own peculiar habits

This forum is “too paranoid”?
Projection on that scale is revealing.

 

[krtek a houby]

You could just fill the form in, safe in the knowledge that the government really doesn’t give a shit about people like you. And even though you’d like to think being an active member of some backwater quasi-political forum makes you an “enemy of the state”, the reality is: you’re not important enough. Even the “top brass” HERE at Urban75 are not important enough, and for all their bluster, I’ll bet they fastidiously complete their tax returns each year. Or pay some accountant to do it for them.

"people like you"

"you're not important enough"

Ugh.

 

[kabbes]

I’m well important. My mum says so and everything.

 

[rubbershoes]

"The top brass"

I like the idea of Comrade FridgeMagnet being chauffeured around with a little anarchist flag fluttering on the bonnet

 

[brogdale]

"The top brass"

I like the idea of Comrade FridgeMagnet being chauffeured around with a little anarchist flag fluttering on the bonnet

being chauffeured around...to their accountants !

 

[Serge Forward]

Turf accountant?

 

[Artaxerxes]

I’m well important. My mum says so and everything.

Yeah your mum says I'm important to