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The button I just pressed, following that link, is for a "Babylon Toobar", which I had trouble figuring out how to undo.
And half a dozen other things hiding behind it, one of whiuch looks like it installed anyway. I'm going to have to seek it out and get rid of it. In short: don't click anything in the unofficial link above.
 
I need some people to send me some personal problems that auntie joe stalin can give advice on. Sexual issues will be passed to Wilhelm Reich for his expertise.
 
i might start doing that tv guide


1:00 PM
Bargain Hunt

Once again the bourgeois state organ mocks us by parading antiquities far beyond the working mans wallet and proclaiming them as 'bargains'. The Dead-eyed Tim Wannacot attempts to pass of his naked greed as avuncular kindliness, playing ringmaster for the psuedo-sexual ritual in the Auction House where the useful idiots hope their own wisdom can turn a so-called bargain into profit- unaware that the forces of market capitalism render their discernment of values hopelessly irrelevant.
Rarely, if ever do the contestants make even enough for a pub lunch, while Wannacot trousers yet another fat cheque from the state. Avoid.


2:00 PM
Location, Location, Location

*head explodes*
 
I'll work on a crossword. Googling for software.

I've used "Crossword Compiler" in the past - lets you create custom word lists and use them alongside the standard dictionary to fill in the crossword. Never tried any other program but this seems good, only problem I've seen is it doesn't like spanning answers across clue numbers when you fill it in automatically, though there's no issue with doing that when you do it manually.
http://www.crossword-compiler.com/

I didn't pay for it, so I don't know if it's changed now or if the demo is completely useable like the version I've got...
 
I'll have a go at personals and classifieds. And the official battle hymn, but I will need help there.

Which is the smith's song that has the lines "if it's not love then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb that will bring us together"?
Ripe for parodying...

e2a: or Dead Kennedy's Kill the Poor - change to Kill the Rich (and other lyrics obvously)...
 
I've used "Crossword Compiler" in the past - lets you create custom word lists and use them alongside the standard dictionary to fill in the crossword. Never tried any other program but this seems good, only problem I've seen is it doesn't like spanning answers across clue numbers when you fill it in automatically, though there's no issue with doing that when you do it manually.
http://www.crossword-compiler.com/

I didn't pay for it, so I don't know if it's changed now or if the demo is completely useable like the version I've got...


cheers, playing with that now, demo seems legit
 
I'm am forced to compare this team effort unfavourably with the time - many years ago - I tried, by PM, to get together a collaborative anarchism faq for U75, in response to having to answer the same questions time and again. It came to naught.

ETA: don't "like" this froggie! It isn't a good thing! :D
 
1:00 PM
Bargain Hunt

Once again the bourgeois state organ mocks us by parading antiquities far beyond the working mans wallet and proclaiming them as 'bargains'. The Dead-eyed Tim Wannacot attempts to pass of his naked greed as avuncular kindliness, playing ringmaster for the psuedo-sexual ritual in the Auction House where the useful idiots hope their own wisdom can turn a so-called bargain into profit- unaware that the forces of market capitalism render their discernment of values hopelessly irrelevant.
Rarely, if ever do the contestants make even enough for a pub lunch, while Wannacot trousers yet another fat cheque from the state. Avoid.



Bargain Hunt
Here the boss class represented by privately schooled Tim Wonnacott sets up a competition between two hapless teams to see who can be the best speculators. The Blue team rather than the Red team wins. Coincidence.
 
Bargain Hunt
Here the boss class represented by privately schooled Tim Wonnacott sets up a competition between two hapless teams to see who can be the best speculators. The Blue team rather than the Red team wins. Coincidence.

The reason why it failed is because of an incorrect analysis, comrade.
 
Oi, that's plagiaristic that is. I'll be seeing PD in court.

I see you, like the rest of the cobweb left, have enthusiastically embraced the social formation known as "lawyers" phil. Literally as well as physically. I can see you now, hugging a man from Sue, Grabbit and Runne tightly, before settling down to the business of destroying the working class, and with it, our last hope of the Workers' Bomb. Hardly surprising for a liberal such as yourself. What do you make of our successes? Nothing I bet, as you march along to a solicitors' office to further entrench the compensation culture of which you are a part.

The IWBA is the only group in the proletarian milieu which has tackled head-on this legalistic filth. We organised "Burn the Writs" parties back in our earliest days, which was met with shocked derision by all! But since then we have gone from strength to strength, and will soon have a fully functioning workers' bomb on our hands, despite the sneers of liberals and yoghurt-knitters, who won't be sneering for much longer.
 
Which is the smith's song that has the lines "if it's not love then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb that will bring us together"?
Ripe for parodying...

e2a: or Dead Kennedy's Kill the Poor - change to Kill the Rich (and other lyrics obvously)...

This would need no parody at all - I think I've found the PD anthem.....

 
9am: Jeremy Kyle Show. See the lumpen allow a tool of the boss class to divide and distract. Take notes.
 
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