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As part of our enduring struggle against opportunism within the Proletarian Milieu, part 74 of our series 'Hate Puppies, Hate Proletarian Democracy' is now in preparation. Containing the collated documents and polemics between the Central Factions and Organs of Proletarian Democracy and the temporarily detached comrades of the Ex-External Faction available for pre-order direct from Oppenheimer Books £12 +p&p (204 Pages, full colour throughout)
 
barney_pig said:
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As part of our enduring struggle against opportunism within the Proletarian Milieu, part 74 of our series 'Hate Puppies, Hate Proletarian Democracy' is now in preparation. Containing the collated documents and polemics between the Central Factions and Organs of Proletarian Democracy and the temporarily detached comrades of the Ex-External Faction available for pre-order direct from Oppenheimer Books £12 +p&p (204 Pages, full colour throughout)
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More liberal claptrap from the sentimentalist hippies infecting the cobweb milieu as they and their "central committee" sip lattes in a cafe in Hoxton. This picture, with its emotional blackmail, represents the culmination of all the lies and smears that have been hurled against us. Not only are we presented as nihilistic wreckers who hate puppies, so beloved of the old left with its tired reliance on sentimental middle class cliches, we are said to "hate" Proletarian Democracy itself! Not so! We hate only the strictures and disdain for the workers so typical of Orthodox Posadism which Proletarian Democracy has so enthusiastically embraced. We have entered a new stage and some critical thought is needed, comrades.
 
barney_pig said:
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As part of our enduring struggle against opportunism within the Proletarian Milieu, part 74 of our series 'Hate Puppies, Hate Proletarian Democracy' is now in preparation. Containing the collated documents and polemics between the Central Factions and Organs of Proletarian Democracy and the temporarily detached comrades of the Ex-External Faction available for pre-order direct from Oppenheimer Books £12 +p&p (204 Pages, full colour throughout)
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The working class must be told on what specious authority 'Oppenheimer Books' ( a barely concealed front for some of the most degenerate and backward elements of PD) takes it upon itself to 'collate documents and polemics'? The class demands an answer to the question why is 'Oppenheiner Books' attacking the work of the Exchange Group in this disgusting manner?

The international proletariat will not be fooled for one minute by the destructive machinations of the cowardly 'Oppenheimer' would be leadership, but still they should be held to account and ridicule.

Yours fraternally - The Exchange Group
 
Old Gergl said:
Don't know about the title, but I'd quite like to see some justification analysis of the 'more splits' theory.

Is the breatharian faction (split from the provisional fruitarians iirc) still going? It might be interesting to see an exposition of the concept of strength through splits from their perspective. It could be inferred that a defining feature of the true vanguard is that it has no members left at all, and the implicitly suicidal nature of the breatharians would seem to make them ideally placed in this regard. An essay exploring the temporal relationship between this ultimate split - the split within the individual from the material requirements for life, and therefore from life itself - and the subjective preconditions for revolution would be most enlightening. Maybe.

If there's anyone still breathing to write it.
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They've just popped out for a fag.

Cheers - Louis MacNeice
 
Old Gergl said:
strength through splits
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Comrades, we should look to the lofty example set by the mighty (and highly fissile) Uranium-636 atom of the worker's bomb. To whit, we too should start an unstoppable chain-reaction of splits whose fiery implosion will vaporize the counter-revolutionary vanguard and their capitalist sponsors thus expunging them once and for all from the surface of the proletarian Earth. Marching ever onward towards a brighter, redder and more youthful dawn full of benevolent zephyrs, and sparkly spring-like freshness.

In the spirit of 'strength through splits' we propose that we gather a critical mass of THE LEFT on a global scale and commence the political fission by bombarding the gathering with multiple free radicals and the heavy neutrons of the SPGB. Only through a prolonged assault on the critical mass by these lighter elements can we hope to release the alpha particles of propaganda, the beta particles of mass action, and the hard, gamma radiation of true PROLETARIAN DEMOCRACY!

Fuckin'aveit!

Comrades...
 
Wonderful thread :D

I think it would be hilarious if some of this got picked up by bloggers or even some dim-witted journalists, taken seriously and presented as typical of Urban75 posters' values.
 
the most terrifying thing is that it is so terrifyingly accurate. We're all getting right what these groups would say :D
 
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