US election 2020 thread

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Got to round up all the arrestees in one place first. Then spring the trap!

 

[strung out]

Not going to happen

 

[cupid_stunt]

Has Martial Law been declared yet?

That emergency alert system is going to trigger any minute now.

Doesn't look good for the Democrats.

 

[Wilf]

Techically he probably will due to covid restrictions. I think i read something about flags being used to represent people or something?

Must admit, I haven't checked, but I'd assumed Biden would be doing a no crowd version of the inauguration. It's the only thing that would be consistent with the way he's attacked trump over the pandemic.

 

[steveo87]

Is Don't Stop Believin playing or am I having a stroke?

 

[fucthest8]

What the fuck. Getting off the chopper to Don't Stop Believing

 

[fucthest8]

Oh god here it comes

 

[gosub]

Looking at the live feed from Joint Base Andrews in Maryland, it appears this will be the smallest crowd Trump has ever had. Ending like this seems very fitting, Eye of The Tiger blaring out too.
A triumphant departure.

They invited anybody they could, and gave them all +5's but you had to arrive before 7am to be allowed in. not exactly a golden ticket

 

[Sprocket.]

They invited anybody they could, and gave them all +5's but you had to arrive before 7am to be allowed in. not exactly a golden ticket

Fuck him, the deluded, orange twat.

 

[fucthest8]

 

[fucthest8]

Oh shit YMCA

 

[Little Piranha]

YMCA?!

 

[cupid_stunt]

Melania seems to be smiling so much more than normal, I bet she's thinking, 'thank fuck that's over, now I can file the divorce papers'.

 

[Orang Utan]

He’s a rubbish DJ - can’t read the room at all

 

[tendril]

Oh, please have multiple engine failure
Oh, please have multiple engine failure
Oh, please have multiple engine failure
Oh, please have multiple engine failure
Oh, please have multiple engine failure

 

[Ax^]

 

[cloudyday]

CNN is disgusting though Jesus. All that gross crap about restoring civility to the citadel of democracy is nauseating

and big joes arms.

 

[Sprocket.]

and big joes arms.

The Hagiography begins.

 

[killer b]

and big joes arms.

Amazing

 

[fishfinger]

The Hagiography begins.

Saint Joseph of Scranton

 

[Orang Utan]

Caption competion: what was in Trump's note to Biden?

 

[steveo87]

At least we've returned to a world where ALL American News Channels are shit.

 

[bimble]

Is that it he has gone , to his golf resort ?

 

[Raheem]

Caption competion: what was in Trump's note to Biden?

It was an envelope containing a used hanky from the Covid ward.

 

[Sprocket.]

Caption competion: what was in Trump's note to Biden?

Joe, the divide between us is just too bigly.
You are too Catholic and I am too Orange.

 

[moochedit]

Got to round up all the arrestees in one place first. Then spring the trap!

Not looking good for the dems is it?

 

[moochedit]

Caption competion: what was in Trump's note to Biden?

Trump can write?

 

[T & P]

A drawing of a spunking cock would be my guess. Which to be honest would be the funniest and least offensive thing Trump would have done during his term.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Caption competion: what was in Trump's note to Biden?

FUCK U I IS REAL PREZIDENT!!!!!

 

[rubbershoes]

I'm seeing a report that George Soros has been arrested

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