The Ashes 2009

[Nemo]

Odd match this, not very often you see two run outs to short leg in one match.

 

[the button]

Has Hussey just run out two players in two overs?

Try blaming that on the pitch, eh?

 

[Nemo]

Now bugger off again and we can wrap this up today

What it needs is for your mate to promise to dress up as someone implausible if England knock them over before tea.

 

[Nemo]

Try blaming that on the pitch, eh?

Nah, I was being unjust, he only ran out Ponting.

 

[the button]

Nah, I was being unjust, he only ran out Ponting.

OBE in the bag, then.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

wheres your cockyness now aussies!?

 

[Nemo]

Streaky four there.

 

[slaar]

Nah, I was being unjust, he only ran out Ponting.

Nah, that was Ponting's fault.

 

[Dirty Martini]

I know. A fat, overpaid, crocked, overrated racist pig hit the stumps from that distance. Astonishing.

What is your problem? Go for a walk or something.

 

[Nemo]

Nah, that was Ponting's fault.

Not wholly. Mr. Cricket called him for a risky single when there was no need.

 

[marty21]

England 1/16, Australia 11/1 draw 22/1 on Bet365

 

[Nemo]

England 1/16, Australia 11/1 draw 22/1 on Bet365

More realistic odds there, I feel.

 

[the button]

What is your problem? Go for a walk or something.

*joke about antipodeans not walking*

 

[Doctor Carrot]

What is your problem? Go for a walk or something.

Jealousy is gabi's problem, pure jealousy. Also, not being able to bring his/her self to admit that England have outplayed Australia for the majority of this series. That and hatred of the English.

 

[Nemo]

Jealousy is gabi's problem, pure jealousy. Also, not being able to bring his/her self to admit that England have outplayed Australia for the majority of this series. That and hatred of the English.

I wouldn't say the majority of the series. More when it really counted.

And Colly shells one.

 

[gabi]

so glad i have gabi on ignore, not so smug eh now gabi?

You really a dork of sizable proportions aren't you? You can't be real. Where's your bugle? What an utter twat. Who actually uses 'ignore'?

 

[Balbi]

Ricky does, normally when Hussey's trying to take a single

 

[gabi]

Jealousy is gabi's problem, pure jealousy. Also, not being able to bring his/her self to admit that England have outplayed Australia for the majority of this series. That and hatred of the English.

Top run scorers are Aussies. Top wicket takers are Aussies.

Learn your facts, then get back to me, ta.

 

[Nemo]

Top run scorers are Aussies. Top wicket takers are Aussies.

Learn your facts, then get back to me, ta.

I think you'll find Strauss is number one run-scorer.

 

[Balbi]

So on the stats they're actually whitewashing us as individuals. It's just we happen to have a slightly better team

 

[gabi]

I think you'll find Strauss is number one run-scorer.

Average wise? I'm drunk and lazy so can't be arsed to research this myself.

 

[Doctor Carrot]

Top run scorers are Aussies. Top wicket takers are Aussies.

Learn your facts, then get back to me, ta.

I don't hear you addressing my other two points

 

[Nemo]

Average wise? I'm drunk and lazy so can't be arsed to research this myself.

Aggregate. I suspect Trott will head the averages.

 

[gabi]

Collingwood really is a special fielder, innit..

 

[marty21]

Top run scorers are Aussies. Top wicket takers are Aussies.

Learn your facts, then get back to me, ta.

and yet, they've still managed to play themselves into a losing position

 

[Balbi]

Collingwood really is a special fielder, innit..

he's a fucking genius

 

[butchersapron]

So on the stats they're actually whitewashing us as individuals. It's just we happen to have a slightly better team

It's like Scotland's '78 world cup all over again.

 

[Nemo]

Collingwood really is a special fielder, innit..

Sooner or later he'll pluck one out of thin air left-handed.

 

[marty21]

he's a fucking genius

reckon warnie will have no complaint this time if colly gets another bauble

 

[Balbi]

I think we should make him a Lord just to watch aussie commentators spit blood