The Ashes 2009

[Nemo]

Full-length dive from Broad on a single and he's covered in dust.

 

[mrsfran]

Oh look, he's got his uniform all dirty. Do you need someone to clean that for you Stuart? I'll do it.

I don't know whether I want to perve on him or mother him.

 

[Nemo]

Oh look, he's got his uniform all dirty. Do you need someone to clean that for you Stuart? I'll do it.

I don't know whether I want to perve on him or mother him.

Lech.

 

[gabi]

Oh look, he's got his uniform all dirty. Do you need someone to clean that for you Stuart? I'll do it.

He's a child. Jesus.

 

[mrsfran]

He's a child. Jesus.

He's 23! He's more than half my age plus 7!

 

[fen_boy]

He's 23! He's more than half my age plus 7!

6'6" as well, doesn't look it on telly though.

 

[mrsfran]

6'6" as well, doesn't look it on telly though.

I'm 4ft10

 

[fen_boy]

He's 23! He's more than half my age plus 7!

Almost exactly 2/3 of your age then?

 

[TrippyLondoner]

6'6" as well, doesn't look it on telly though.

6'6''? didn't realize that!

 

[Nemo]

I'm 4ft10

So as well as a *cough* modest age difference, there'd also be the small matter of 1'8" height difference.

 

[gabi]

Fucks sake. I feel like i've gone back in time and listening to lily again.

Lets talk about cricket. Not the child.

 

[Nemo]

6'6''? didn't realize that!

Well he is a quick bowler.

 

[baldrick]

Oh look, he's got his uniform all dirty. Do you need someone to clean that for you Stuart? I'll do it.

I don't know whether I want to perve on him or mother him.

he's got too much of a baby face for me. simon jones is where it's at.

 

[fen_boy]

actually nearer 7/10

 

[Nemo]

Warne now talking about million to one chances.

 

[gabi]

Cricket people. Cricket. Put your cocks away.

 

[Balbi]

Sky sports going TMS on us. Wedding Crashers, Gower is apparently a fan

 

[Nemo]

Broad goes now. Handy innings.

 

[mrsfran]

actually nearer 7/10

Are you trying to work out my age? I'm 30.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

broady out

 

[Balbi]

Broad definitely showing flashes of Fred in getting out

 

[paulhackett]

I'd like to know if the pitch is deadening and batting is easier or what's happening - are we batting well and just giving wickets away to bad shots or are australia lacking a spinner?

 

[killer b]

the stream i've got seems to be synchronised with TMS, so no need to listen to sky...

boo to broad being out though.

 

[mrsfran]

Bye Stuart

 

[fen_boy]

Are you trying to work out my age? I'm 30.

well he's half your age plus 8 then.

 

[Nemo]

I'd like to know if the pitch is deadening and batting is easier or what's happening - are we batting well and just giving wickets away to bad shots or are australia lacking a spinner?

Aussie bowlers not getting as much out of the pitch as England. It's still turning and there's some uneven bounce.

 

[Balbi]

Aussies will be batting after Tea I expect.

 

[mrsfran]

Cricket people. Cricket. Put your cocks away.

You can shut up about betting then. Just talk about the cricket. Only the cricket. Nothing else.

 

[mrsfran]

well he's half your age plus 8 then.

Which is what I said. More than half my age plus 7. Everyone knows you are allowed to perve on people as long as they are more than half your age plus 7.

 

[Nemo]

Trott top scorer in the match now.