The Ashes 2009

[TrippyLondoner]

They do sarcasm downunder too

Didn't sound sarcastic.

 

[Nemo]

Now would be a great time for someone to take a hat-trick.

 

[mattie]

There seem to be the odd half-chance here and there, but still too short or too wide.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Now would be a great time for someone to take a hat-trick.

no shit, maaaan

 

[TrippyLondoner]

now would be a great time to get 9 wickets

 

[Nemo]

There seem to be the odd half-chance here and there, but still too short or too wide.

Yep. And if they keep it full and straight, there will be more of them.

 

[Nemo]

now would be a great time to get 9 wickets

One would be a good start.

 

[Balbi]

We've got no Plan B, or for that matter a Plan A or C.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

definitely aint got a plan D

 

[mattie]

Not much to do with plans, more to do with failure to execute the basics.

 

[Nemo]

100 up for the convicts now. A wicket or two (or ideally three or four) desperately needed.

 

[Corax]

Can someone not just set fire to the stands or something?

 

[JimW]

Fuck me, just woken up and turned this on. Shall I just turn it straight off again and go out?

 

[Nemo]

Convicts now in the lead.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

100 up for the convicts now. A wicket or two (or ideally three or four) desperately needed.

you mean baaaaaaaaaaaaarstard convicts!

 

[mattie]

From Cricinfo:

22.3
Broad to Watson, no run, too wide. Watson ignores

22.2
Broad to Watson, no run, too wide. Watson ignores

22.1
Broad to Watson, no run, too wide. Watson ignores

Fuck's sake, bowl at the bleeding stumps.

 

[Nemo]

GBH back in the attack now.

 

[Nemo]

FFS pitch it up.

 

[gabi]

Convicts now in the lead.

Do you never tire of that joke?

 

[paulhackett]

If he's still in prison it may be about time to FREE GEORGE DAVIS

I know he's not..

 

[Nemo]

Do you never tire of that joke?

Ask me in another 150 years.

 

[Corax]

Isn't, it just, pathetic

Blofeld's a legend.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

blehugh

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Do you never tire of that joke?

We tire just as much as the aussies tire of calling us pommy bastards

 

[sir.clip]

Blofeld's a legend.

Best thing about the Cricket Is Blofeld & Tuffers.
Just random nonsense.

Kipling ?

 

[gabi]

We tire just as much as the aussies tire of calling us pommy bastards

Well. You are pommy bastards. Most aussies have no ancestral connection to 'convicts'. anyway. I digress.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Well. You are pommy bastards. Most aussies have no ancestral connection to 'convicts'. anyway. I digress.

Get over it. We have no connection with being bastards, but prejudice is great eh?

 

[mattie]

Well. You are pommy bastards. Most aussies have no ancestral connection to 'convicts'. anyway. I digress.

Eh?

Crims not crims, but POMs still POMs?

Bloody marvellous.

 

[gabi]

Get over it. We have no connection with being bastards, but prejudice is great eh?

Harden up

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Harden up

Same to you.