The Ashes 2009

[mattie]

Howe the hell are we making Watson look a decent opener?

 

[Nemo]

Howe the hell are we making Watson look a decent opener?

Flattering to deceive?

 

[butchersapron]

Right, here we go.

 

[Nemo]

Now we get to see which Harmison has turned up.

 

[butchersapron]

here we fucking go

 

[Doctor Carrot]

Jimmy looked seriously pissed off at the end of that first over.

 

[marty21]

the fuckers will probably take the piss and declare at 250

 

[mattie]

4 byes. Tre-bloody-mendous.

 

[Nemo]

I've never worked out how Harmison manages to spray it down the leg side for both left and right-handers.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

wicket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[butchersapron]

Here WE fucking go!

 

[D'wards]

'glory hunting ashes fans' not heard that one before!

I'm not sure if those 4 words have been put in that order before.

 

[mattie]

A wicket?

 

[Nemo]

Goddim! I take it all back.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

get the fucking fuck in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stand up if u wanna boo ponting, stand up(just kidding...sort of)

 

[kabbes]

You guys who are quicker than Cricinfo REALLY NEED TO TELL US WHO GOT WHOM.

 

[Nemo]

You guys who are quicker than Cricinfo REALLY NEED TO TELL US WHO GOT WHOM.

Katich c Bopara b Harmison.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Harmi-my-son!

 

[Balbi]

Harmy got Katich, off the gloves. Ravi managed to recognise a ball and catch it.

 

[kabbes]

Huzzah!

One down, nine to go.

 

[sir.clip]

arghhhhh..

 

[butchersapron]

Ricky looking nervous

 

[Nemo]

Ricky looking nervous

He's a nervous starter. I suspect Jimmeh will be probing outside off stump to him first up.

 

[butchersapron]

Jimmy's fired up now, harmison's got him going. Dogging up the batsmen too.

 

[Balbi]

Jimmy's not playing around here. Rattled him across the ribs.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Drop broad for harmison next test, bring back flintoff if fit, perfect. broad has offered fuck all.

 

[HobgoblinMan]

Drop broad for harmison next test, bring back flintoff if fit, perfect. broad has offered fuck all.

Drop Bopara for..... anyone else.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Drop Bopara for..... anyone else.

even key?

 

[Santino]

Get Onions on.

Harmisonions FTW.

 

[Balbi]

Drop Bopara for..... anyone else.

I've got my own bat