The 2019 General Election

[Pickman's model]

Or some kind of mechanically separated meat product once the prime cuts have been taken.

Some Tories, yesterday

Spoiler: spoiler

could you whack a spoiler round that pls

 

[bendeus]

could you whack a spoiler round that pls

Fucking hell, you've just led me down a dark labyrinth of phone based ineptitude

 

[Pickman's model]

Fucking hell, you've just led me down a dark labyrinth of phone based ineptitude

i'd be happy to do this sort of thing for you in future, just pm me your log-in details

 

[MrSki]

 

[friedaweed]

Good (convenient) news.

UK terror threat level downgraded from severe to substantial

More fucking spin than a roulette wheel

 

[cupid_stunt]

And, the biggest money tree award goes to the Green party...

The Green Party has launched its general election campaign, with a pledge to spend £100bn a year over the next decade trying to rid the UK of fossil fuels.

The party said around £91bn annually would come from borrowing while £9bn would be raised through a 5% hike in corporation tax.

General Election 2019: Greens pledge to spend £100bn a year to tackle climate crisis

 

[Wilf]

Preparing for another coalition?

Just as an aside, I wonder how shitting on someone works as a business plan? You'd have to be very regular to be able to 'deliver' every time Mr Oaten rang.

 

[existentialist]

I for one applaud this effort.

I fear that it is no effort, but comes entirely naturally.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Tom Watson's stepped down now.

 

[belboid]

 

[Smokeandsteam]

Even his resignation statement boils my piss in its monumental self indulgence.

Given his eulogy to the Black Country I expect him to move to London immediately, never to be seen again. With any luck anyways

 

[Puddy_Tat]

another communication from the limp dems today (3 in the last week or so)

(high profile ex tory standing against incumbent tory brexiter in 'remain' area)

still haven't got round to sending back the thing that came with a reply paid envelope last week. must find it. and a brick.

 

[MrSki]

Theresa May is stepping down too.

ETA I thinks this is bollocks cos I can't find any confirmation.

 

[killer b]

Theresa May is stepping down too.

where did you get this...?

 

[Pickman's model]

Even his resignation statement boils my piss in its monumental self indulgence.

Given his eulogy to the Black Country I expect him to move to London immediately, never to be seen again. With any luck anyways

With any luck he'll take up residence in a ditch alongside johnson

 

[binka]

Theresa May is stepping down too.

I hope that's true and comes out tonight if only to piss on Watson's chips

 

[MrSki]

where did you get this...?

A couple of different tweets but can't find any confirmation so could be bollocks.

 

[danny la rouge]

A couple of different tweets but can't find any confirmation so could be bollocks.

I’ve been looking around and there’s nothing. If it was even just likely it’d be bigger news than Watson.

 

[Proper Tidy]

How will deputy leader selection work now then, one member one vote? And does it have to be an MP? If not they should get kathy burke or something, got to better than some dickhead

 

[MrSki]

I’ve been looking around and there’s nothing. If it was even just likely it’d be bigger news than Watson.

Agreed. I have been looking too & found nothing else.

 

[killer b]

How will deputy leader selection work now then, one member one vote? And does it have to be an MP? If not they should get kathy burke or something, got to better than some dickhead

a leftwinger will walk it.

 

[killer b]

(I appreciate that doesn't mean they won't be a dickhead)

 

[kenny g]

Best news of the day by a mile. Good bye TW.

 

[TopCat]

Is this perversion being formally investigated?

Refer to the DPP!

 

[MrSki]

I think it was someone getting the end with shit on it from this story in The Times.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Just as an aside, I wonder how shitting on someone works as a business plan?

Quite well, apparently

 

[Smokeandsteam]

a leftwinger will walk it.

I thought there were going to be two deputy leader posts?

 

[killer b]

I thought there were going to be two deputy leader posts?

I think that was a proposal being mooted to neutralise Tom Watson. With him having neutralised himself I expect it's something that will be quietly forgotten about.

 

[TopCat]

He has been pissing into the tent for so long now.

 

[Sprocket.]

Ask them who they think this person is.

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It’s my father in law in 1962!