The 2019 General Election

[teuchter]

I'd be happy to vote for George Galloway and have him represent urban75 in Parliament.

 

[danny la rouge]

I wish he’d re-release Annie’s Song.

 

[Flavour]

Wait did the real Ed Miliband account say "FFS"? that's amazing

 

[danny la rouge]

Wait did the real Ed Miliband account say "FFS"? that's amazing

He thinks it stands for full face sandwich

 

[Pickman's model]

Wait did the real Ed Miliband account say "FFS"? that's amazing

Yes, he says ffs irl too, he'd never say fuck

 

[Flavour]

Get him back in as Labour leader after corbyn loses this election I say, I've had a change of heart. Go Ed!

 

[brogdale]

He thinks it stands for full face sandwich

sharp for a Friday at beer o'clock

 

[Pickman's model]

I'd be happy to vote for George Galloway and have him represent urban75 in Parliament.

Yeh let's have gg back, offering attractive young women jobs on the basis of five minutes acquaintance, he's a dirty auld man

Let's have him back doing all the shitty things he did as the RUC mp, when he was to be found anywhere apart from parliament

Not surprised you'd back Galloway, you probably find all the shit he's done politically attractive

 

[PR1Berske]

I'd be happy to vote for George Galloway and have him represent urban75 in Parliament.

You're in a minority. Ironically.

 

[Marty1]

Farage calls on Johnson to 'build Leave alliance'

Brexit power pact?

 

[Pickman's model]

Farage calls on Johnson to 'build Leave alliance'

Brexit power pact?

Your story is auld news

 

[Dogsauce]

And guarantee him an income for many years to come. Who would need a Farage after a disappointing or even a catastrophic Brexit?

House of Lords, probably. Put him out to grass.

 

[Pickman's model]

House of Lords, probably. Put him out to grass.

Put him put to wander the earth with the mark of cain branded on his face

 

[Dogsauce]

Yep and to be honest, there is a bit less of a fruitloopish feel to the BP generally (ditto, not saying much). But yeah, if they do have to select 650 or so candidates, what the fuck will the 650th one be like?

Can they re-use the MEPs? If not then they’ve already used up some of their top talent. An even sparser barrel to scrape.

They’ll probably get Richard Tice standing in about 50 seats wearing a different disguise for each, only to be unmasked Scooby Doo style in one of them. He’ll be at every count in hologram form.

 

[Raheem]

Can they re-use the MEPs?

Legally, yes.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Legally, yes.

But, if they get elected as an MP, they have to stand down as an MEP.

 

[danny la rouge]

But, if they get elected as an MP, they have to stand down as an MEP.

That’s fine though because it’s after 31st October.

 

[MrSki]

I expect to see more of this in the next six weeks.

In 2015 the government pledged to add an extra 5,000 doctors, including trainees, to the GP workforce by 2020 – based on the latest September data it still has 5,460 posts to go.

 

[brogdale]

Goodwin highlighting the potentially soft nature of LD support. What with this & Farage's ego being realised...seems like a surprisingly positive day for Labour?

 

[Pickman's model]

Goodwin highlighting the potentially soft nature of LD support. What with this & Farage's ego being realised...seems like a surprisingly positive day for Labour?

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Only six weeks till this part of the nightmare's over

 

[SpackleFrog]

Wasn't he trying to get into the brexit party or did I dream that

He was. They didn't want him. They've learnt from the UKIP experience and are vetting candidates far more rigorously.

 

[Smokeandsteam]

Only six weeks till this part of the nightmare's over

Nup. We get a 6-9 month referendum campaign and vote if the remoan coalition wins.

 

[rutabowa]

could this be the first ever party political election song to be a total banger? (i guess with ld's history there wont be an official endorsement though). its def better than those guys doing "humorous" singalong songs to suppport jeremy corbyn a few years ago.

 

[Pickman's model]

Nup. We get a 6-9 month referendum campaign and vote if the remoan coalition wins.

That's the next part of the nightmare

 

[Kaka Tim]

most likley option is hung parliament. Could have tories biggest party but with lib/lab/SNP big enough to form a majority - but lib dem shit housery preventing corbyn becoming PM. 2020 election and brexit extension to march 31.

 

[Smokeandsteam]

most likley option is hung parliament. Could have tories biggest party but with lib/lab/SNP big enough to form a majority - but lib dem shit housery preventing corbyn becoming PM. 2020 election and brexit extension to march 31.

Yes. A good option would be just keep having elections and referendums until people finally snap, put the lot against the wall and decide to run things themselves

 

[Proper Tidy]

most likley option is hung parliament. Could have tories biggest party but with lib/lab/SNP big enough to form a majority - but lib dem shit housery preventing corbyn becoming PM. 2020 election and brexit extension to march 31.

Would be quite happy with the chaos continuing, no end in sight, let them eat themselves

 

[maomao]

Would be quite happy with the chaos continuing, no end in sight, let them eat themselves

Was thinking this myself. The most pleasing result all round would be no change whatsoever.

 

[MickiQ]

most likley option is hung parliament. Could have tories biggest party but with lib/lab/SNP big enough to form a majority - but lib dem shit housery preventing corbyn becoming PM. 2020 election and brexit extension to march 31.

Johnson has burnt his bridges with the DUP so there isn't anyone else left to make friends with. If the so-called Rainbow Coalition is a possibility then it will happen, for all McDonnell's (rather than Corbyn) and Swinson's talk of not forming alliances, they're politicians and want power so something will be worked out.
Both the SNP and the LD will need buying off but allowing Holyrood the power to call Indyref(s) whenever it wants rather than having to ask Westminster and a 2nd Ref (Labour policy anyway) will be enough.

 

[Mr Moose]

Would be quite happy with the chaos continuing, no end in sight, let them eat themselves

The inertia has certainly not been worse than what came before. The Tories have been distracted from enacting new ways to fuck with everyone and despite Brexiteer wet dreams the country barely batted an eyelid at the 31st passing by without leaving.