PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

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From a cabinet meeting 6th Feb 2020:

 

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Stuff that made the news on Tuesday that I wanted to add to the record of this thread too:

 

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A collection of Vallance diary entries from the public inquiry screen today, demonstrating Johnsons inability to grasp science and graphs, his mood and his attitude at certain points: #249

I'll repeat the last one here:

 

[brogdale]

A collection of Vallance diary entries from the public inquiry screen today, demonstrating Johnsons inability to grasp science and graphs, his mood and his attitude at certain points: #249

I'll repeat the last one here:

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Loving the truth gobbets...

 

[teqniq]

Loving the truth gobbets...

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They weren't too shit that they couldn't enrich their mates with corrupt PPE deals. Priorities, priorities.

 

[JimW]

Loving the truth gobbets...

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Though bet he was implicating us as a species rather than himself and his selected clown rodeo.

 

[Raheem]

He was trying to rationalise letting people die, it what he was doing.

 

[Storm Fox]

This should be real and not something Midjourney produced.


Midjourney won't allow "Boris Johnson in Prison" but is quite happy with "Boris Johnson in an orange jumpsuit"

 

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Midjourney won't allow "Boris Johnson in Prison" but is quite happy with "Boris Johnson in an orange jumpsuit"

I wonder if they changed the rules. It let me do it back in March:

 

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[teqniq]

Any one who has glanced a Twitter or similar will have noticed Johnson's utterly vacuous statement in the Fail regarding being called up. This reply is absolute quality

 

[Pickman's model]

I still think Corbin would have made an even bigger mess of things.

How do you feel about it not?

 

[agricola]

Bumped because of this odd tale:

Carlson said he then reached out to Johnson’s team and “finally one of his advisers gets back to me and says, ‘He will talk to you but it’s gonna cost you a million dollars. He wants a million dollars.'”

“What!?” shouted Beck in awe.

“He wants a million dollars in U.S. dollars, gold, or Bitcoin,” claimed Carlson. “This just happened yesterday or two days ago, and I’m like, ‘He wants a million dollars?’ ‘Yeah, and then he will talk to you about Ukraine. He will explain his position on Ukraine.'”

Carlson went on:

So he attacks me, without explaining how I’m wrong, of course, or how he’s right. This is, by the way, the guy who singlehandedly, at the request of the U.S. government, stopped the peace deal in Ukraine a year and a half ago and is, I think, for that reason responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. He won’t explain any of that to me in an interview until I pay him a million dollars. And I said to the guy, you know, I just interviewed Vladimir Putin. I’m not defending Putin, but Putin didn’t ask for a million dollars. So you’re telling me that Boris Johnson is a lot sleazier, a lot lower than Vladimir Putin? Which is true. So this whole thing is a freaking shakedown.

He concluded, “If you’re making money off a war, you know, you can deal with God on that because that’s really immoral. Like that’s actually really, really wrong, and a lot of people are, including Boris Johnson.”

Somewhat suspiciously, a lot of the reporting in the British press (like this, this and this) mention what Carlson said but omit the bit about bitcoin, gold or $ (instead putting in a claim that he was going to give it to charity).

 

[belboid]

(instead putting in a claim that he was going to give it to charity).

Where would we be if it weren't for the Society for the Relief of Distressed Former Prime Ministers??

 

[agricola]

Where would we be if it weren't for the Society for the Relief of Distressed Former Prime Ministers??

well it does begin at home, I suppose

 

[PR1Berske]

The Telegraph, behind the paywall, has covered "The Henley Plot", suggesting that Boris is being lined up to return at a safe seat prior to the the election being called. (His old seat has already got a new candidate though Carshalton has just come free.)

 

[cupid_stunt]

The Telegraph, behind the paywall, has covered "The Henley Plot", suggesting that Boris is being lined up to return at a safe seat prior to the the election being called. (His old seat has already got a new candidate though Carshalton has just come free.)

Carshalton isn't a safe seat, current Tory majority is only 665.

 

[brogdale]

The Telegraph, behind the paywall, has covered "The Henley Plot", suggesting that Boris is being lined up to return at a safe seat prior to the the election being called. (His old seat has already got a new candidate though Carshalton has just come free.)

Carshalton & Wallington? Really? Has Colburn announced he's not standing?

 

[brogdale]

Carshalton isn't a safe seat, current Tory majority is only 665.

Exactly, if correct about the constituency I live in, it'll go straight back to the yellow streak of piss.

 

[PR1Berske]

cupid_stunt brogdale My fault, slap my wrist, I meant Sutton/Cheam

 

[cupid_stunt]

cupid_stunt brogdale My fault, slap my wrist, I meant Sutton/Cheam

Even that doesn't look very safe, maj. 8,320.

 

[brogdale]

cupid_stunt brogdale My fault, slap my wrist, I meant Sutton/Cheam

Was a LD seat 1997 - 2015; can't see blustercunt holding something as slim as a 2019 9k maj

 

[hash tag]

Johnson for Sutton n cheam
Thank goodness I don't live there anymore

 

[BusLanes]

I reckon he'd have a good chance of winning it.

LDs, Labour and Greens would all pile in and split their votes.

 

[hash tag]

If Johnson were to stand in Sutton I might get out door knocking. For any or all of the other parties.

 

[BusLanes]

If Johnson were to stand in Sutton I might get out door knocking. For any or all of the other parties.

I would make a trip or two as well

 

[stavros]

Isn't he currently suspended from Parliament? I think he stood down before the punishment for lying to the House came into effect, and hence will carry that if he's re-elected.

 

[Artaxerxes]

The Telegraph, behind the paywall, has covered "The Henley Plot", suggesting that Boris is being lined up to return at a safe seat prior to the the election being called. (His old seat has already got a new candidate though Carshalton has just come free.)

Latest polls suggest there are no safe seats so this is going to be quite funny.

 

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Isn't he currently suspended from Parliament? I think he stood down before the punishment for lying to the House came into effect, and hence will carry that if he's re-elected.

A 90 suspension would have been imposed had he not resigned. Would that still stand, would it stop him from running

 

[teqniq]

Worthless piece of shit in seedy comeback attempt.