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White tiger toy scare causes Hampshire police alert
A white tiger in a field in Hedge End near Southampton caused police emergency measures until identified as a life-size toy
…they would talk about people alighting from vehicles. on the offhand side or near side…
1: Rozzers are thick, one piece of evidence adduced to support this is that they use the terms ‘offside’ and ‘near side’ to describe the sides of motor vehicles.
2: Lots of posters comment to say that they themselves don’t know the difference between ‘offside’ and ‘near side’
Not knowing doesn't make you thick. Using needlessly obscure conversation in a rigid manner, then having to explain what you mean to your audience / interlocutors / interverwees when there are perfectly useable every day phrases is a bit dense though. Where else do you even hear alighting from a vehicle. Everyone just gets out of the car.
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White tiger toy scare causes Hampshire police alert
A white tiger in a field in Hedge End near Southampton caused police emergency measures until identified as a life-size toywww.theguardian.com
Sounds like the response was reasonably sensible. I don’t think that life-size models of apex predators should be routinely abandoned in fields.
Did not one notice that the fucker hadn't moved a muscle in 10 hours?
Only once, and the instructor told me to keep my eyes on the road.Did no one read the fucking Highway Code when learning to drive?
Only once, and the instructor told me to keep my eyes on the road.
Not knowing doesn't make you thick. Using needlessly obscure conversation in a rigid manner, then having to explain what you mean to your audience / interlocutors / interverwees when there are perfectly useable every day phrases is a bit dense though. Where else do you even hear alighting from a vehicle. Everyone just gets out of the car.
Big cats are lazy bastards. If the animal was leaping about exuberantly they’d probably have assumed it was a furry on party drugs and sent a PCSO.
( drivers and passenger side being good for probably about 95% of cars, 70% of HGVs and 0% of motorbikes).
If a driver does not know near side and off side they should not be drivingNot knowing doesn't make you thick. Using needlessly obscure conversation in a rigid manner, then having to explain what you mean to your audience / interlocutors / interverwees when there are perfectly useable every day phrases is a bit dense though. Where else do you even hear alighting from a vehicle. Everyone just gets out of the car.
What about motorbikes with sidecars?
What about motorbikes with sidecars?
If you park on the right side of the road so the kerb is by the driver's side, which side is the nearside?
as it's always passed to the left i supposeThat’s the where the right side is the wrong side . But the nearside is still the port side.
Only if it’s redas it's always passed to the left i suppose
One alights from the tube and the DLR.Not knowing doesn't make you thick. Using needlessly obscure conversation in a rigid manner, then having to explain what you mean to your audience / interlocutors / interverwees when there are perfectly useable every day phrases is a bit dense though. Where else do you even hear alighting from a vehicle. Everyone just gets out of the car.
Yes it’s the term used to describe pax movements isn’t it.One alights from the tube and the DLR.
Kerb side and road side would be a sensible option.Statements made by the old bill probably would refer to near side and off side, because they are the most accurate way of describing the sides of a vehicle ( drivers and passenger side being good for probably about 95% of cars, 70% of HGVs and 0% of motorbikes).
Not that I listened to loads of interviews or anything but the PEACE model calls for both rapport building and also ensuring understanding.
Statements made by the old bill probably would refer to near side and off side, because they are the most accurate way of describing the sides of a vehicle ( drivers and passenger side being good for probably about 95% of cars, 70% of HGVs and 0% of motorbikes). Likewise most rozzers’ statements would probably start by describing all the vehicles involved in full ( a marked police van, an unmarked police car, a Vauxhall Astra hatch back car car) and then number them off as say Vehicle 1 to whatever then refer to them like that for the rest of the statement.
So in an interview the interviewer should use terms understood by the subject of the interview. You might, I imagine, hear. So the officer said she saw you get out of the ‘near side front door, that’s the front passenger door, ‘ probably.
Police statements are documents designed to be presented to a court in order to present the evidence in the most unambiguous way. They aren’t supposed to be flowing prose ( even if acts of creative writing…) like witness statements taken from anyone they are supposed to use the language and vocabulary used by the person who’s evidence they are. A cop who didn’t know the difference between off side and near side would be particularly thick.
Just proves motorbikes are ridiculous.(drivers and passenger side being good for probably about 95% of cars, 70% of HGVs and 0% of motorbikes).
hence the reason in regards to boats, ships and aircraft we refer to port and starboard and in the performing arts world reference is made to stage left and stage right ( or Prompt and Opposite Prompt , which is great until you get a house with Bastard Prompt)I feel like 'left' and 'right' serves the exact same purpose without the need for ambiguous specialist terminology.
hence the reason in regards to boats, ships and aircraft we refer to port and starboard and in the performing arts world reference is made to stage left and stage right ( or Prompt and Opposite Prompt , which is great until you get a house with Bastard Prompt)
while clinically we refer to left and right sides , dorsal / palmar or ventral and medial / lateral anchpor the description of the sides of a structure regardless of the orietnation, movement and articulation of the rest of the body
bastard prompt is usually just opposite prompt, isn't it?hence the reason in regards to boats, ships and aircraft we refer to port and starboard and in the performing arts world reference is made to stage left and stage right ( or Prompt and Opposite Prompt , which is great until you get a house with Bastard Prompt)
while clinically we refer to left and right sides , dorsal / palmar or ventral and medial / lateral anchpor the description of the sides of a structure regardless of the orietnation, movement and articulation of the rest of the body
they say that to refer to which side the black dude is sittingIf cops talked about the sinister side of a vehicle we would be more inclined to indulge them.
bastard prompt is where the sides of the backstage arrangement are swapped , as it's where the DSM's desk is and when cans were wired where the DSM's cans were connected into the systembastard prompt is usually just opposite prompt, isn't it?